Why isn't the 24th of July a holiday?

Are we really expected to work 24/7?

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👤︎ u/notakat
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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I tried to teach my pet bird the alphabet, but we got stuck on the 24th letter.

"This is an X, parrot!"

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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My new boss told me that he expects me to be on call 24/7...

but I don't really mind as the 24th of July is ages away

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👤︎ u/thomt94
📅︎ Oct 10 2015
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"MAYDAY, MAYDAY"

It's the 24th

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👤︎ u/Gamestify
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Need A Pun Joke! Going to be in a spelling bee, need a name.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

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👤︎ u/sexpressed
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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I actually submitted my own idea for a Deadpool movie.

He survives through to the 24th century and gets his own ship. He somehow runs afoul of a certain Bajoran captain who used to be a distinguished ensign on the Enterprise, under Captain Picard.

The movie then becomes about their conflict. The response from the studio wasn't kind. They said I should abort the idea. They said it would be too controversial to make a movie about Ro v. Wade.

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👤︎ u/Myntrith
📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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