I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay
It is still syncing now
Looks like thay have COLLAR ID
Grand-dad jokes
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
I had a hen once
I had a hen once thay counted her own eggs.... She was a mathmechicken.
Dad Poem for Harambe (Closer Remix)
So pull thay baby closer
Like that kid in your enclosure
That Harambe call his home
Shoot a bullet through his shoulder
Pull the sheets right of the corner
Of the haystack that he stole
From his brother back in jungle
Harambe's never getting older!
