No, they mostly stumble around and break stuff.
The residents were left high and dry.
For the Boos
Too bad he could never pass the bar.
Now she’s back at AA.
Brew-dolph
See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of ‘I think, therefore I am’ but to explain that before the rest of the joke is to put Descartes before the horse.
AAA: Sir, this is Triple A, not AA.
Me: I know, I'm trying to explain why my car is in the lake.
Hey guys! I need your help. For a school project, I'm currently making a wild west saloon. Right now, I'm working on the bar and the beverage. What I would really appreciate is if you have ANY puns, jokes and references, when it comes to alcohol. I'm trying to put as many references on the bottles as I possibly can. If you have, please send me the joke/picture. Thanks in advance 💙🍻
Tequila mockingbird!! I thought of this at work yesterday idk whats wrong with me lol
2 - one to hold it in place and the other to drink until the room spins.
RUMMMMMrumrumrumrumrumrumrumRUUMRUUUUMMMMrumrumrum
An opera-tif!
A AA battery
Dad: "You see those cars over there son? An alcoholic would see eight instead of four. "
"Dad, there are just two cars."
The results are staggering.
They are all really into boos.
Bartender: 'So that's 4 pints of Stella?'
My gene pool has a swim-up bar.
So don't drink and derive
Eqwine
Because it's literally a mugshot.
Whinin’ spirits
He'd still come home plastered.
but it's worth a shot.
He violated the coda conduct!
(Credit: Daniel Thrasher)
just imagine the damage alcohol can do.
To get to the other cider.
Hops
glock… glock… glock… . . . I’ll see myself out of here then.
The commercial said Drink Canada Dry!
Because wine is a solution
Because they are filled with spirit!
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Then Fanta can make you Fantastic.
Store in a cool dry place
Before work, during work, and after work.
Alcohol is always a solution.
Tequila mockingbird
"For excessive drinking" the officer replies So the prisoner replies "Great, when do we start?"
But he never passed the bar exam 😏😏🥁🥁
He wasn't pleased
bartender says “you come in here an awful lot. are you sure you’re not an alcoholic?”
the horse replies “i don’t think i am” and then promptly vanishes.
you see, this was based on descartes’ famous line “i think, therefore i am” but i couldn’t explain that before the rest of the joke because
that would be putting descartes before the horse
