Telepathe Puns

A list of puns related to "Telepathe"

Help wanted: telepath.

You know where to apply.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HugeLetterhead
šŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I once had a job as a telepath.

Now, I know what you're thinking...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
šŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What did one telepath say to the other?
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Xerotrope
šŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I am telling today's dad joke telepathicly.

If you laugh and/or groan for seemingly no reason at all, it was me. You're welcome.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tabthorpe
šŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Nobody has partially blinded my telepathic horse 'Psyclops' with argonated water.

All is for -naut.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Target359
šŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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What do you call a lame person who has telepathy?

Telepathetic

Edit: How tf this is my first post that blew over 1k!!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/snowbirb0
šŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Talking is such a waste of time. You know we could communicate telepathically...

...if we put our minds to it

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TypicalTyrian
šŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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