Team error Puns

The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”

edit: I know guys, I know, it’s supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me

The other morning my daughter was feeling down because she has been outshined by a male in the mixed netball team and felt she couldn't do better because she was a girl.

I of course pointed out that girls can do anything that a guy can do if she puts her mind to it. So far so good.

ERROR - brain to mouth filter disengaged.

Then said, in earshot of my wife, look at your mother over there growing a moustache.

She did not find it as funny as we did.