Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tea bag.

On the way home I got mugged.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?

It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!

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What do you call a dramatic exit at a tea party?

A Tea Leave

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What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?

a boba fete!

...I'll just show myself out.

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👤︎ u/laplandsix
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?

The price is too steep!

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What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

Tea Shirts

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My daughter and I were having a pretend tea party, but she threw me out because I kept pretending to be a Transformer...

I pleaded with her to stay by saying, "No, wait! I can change!"

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Did you hear about the food fight at the apiarists' tea party?

Several people went to the ER with facial burns.

Truly, brewed tea was in the eyes of the bee-holders.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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I showed up over dressed to a family member's party and my aunt spilled sweet tea all over my dress shirt. She solved my clothing problem

Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!

Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!

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👤︎ u/HeroHurtya
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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British people be like: I'm bri ish

I guess they drank the t

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👤︎ u/NGBNM
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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A history one
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A Political One.

Think back to the strategy employed by the Tea Party to primary out moderate Republicans and replace them with extremists.

The party kept the same name and in many ways yes kept the same policies, but underwent fundamental changes by replacing many of its parts with new, different ones, while still being the same party.

Would this strategy be called the Vote of Theseus?

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Cinco de Mayo

When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico's version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling "sink-o de mayo!"

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👤︎ u/justkayla
📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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