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Weapon Discussion: Taming Sari

Journal Entry

A strange light nests in this kris. Legends say it was once a constant companion to a hero and brought him countless victories. The man himself has since melted away into myth and hearsay. However, the hopes and dreams people laid upon him have not yet been extinguished; even now, the kris burns with them.

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Chainsaw

• Weapon Type: Melee, Two-Handed Blunt

• Weapon Class: Any

• Rank: Legendary drop (new theme, Maniac)

• Damage: 95 (Base damage), 105 (Backstab)

• Range: 6.5

• Magazine Size: [None]

• Ammo Reserve: [None]

• Fire Modes: [None]

• Rate of Fire: [None]

• Head Multiplier: 1.25x

• Torso Multiplier: 1.2x

• Special Attachments: None (except skins)

• Swing Speed: Slow/Very Slow

• Aiming Speed: [None]

• Walk Speed: Medium (as most Assault Rifles) / Slow (as most LMGs)

• Note: Sound;

1. Equipping: Chainsaw engine starting up
2. Not swung: Chainsaw engine idle
3. Swung: Chainsaw engine throttling up

• Description: Get a hold on this, wear a hockey mask, start up the engine and everyone, including your teammates, will sure run away from their lives.

Taming Sari Kriss

• Weapon Type: Melee, One-Handed Blade

• Weapon Class: Legendary drop (new theme, Malay Admiral)

• Rank: 90

• Damage: 90 (Base damage) 110 (Backstab)

• Range: 2.25

• Magazine Size: [None]

• Ammo Reserve: [None]

• Fire Modes: [None]

• Rate of Fire: [None]

• Head Multiplier: 1.15x

• Torso Multiplier: 1.02x

• Special Attachments: [None] (skins may not be advised)

• Swing Speed: Very fast

• Aiming Speed: [None]

• Walk Speed: Same as Zero Cutter

• Note;

1. Description: The remains of the Malay Sultanate of Malacca is full of mystery and mystical powers that will give you a first-hand experience of how is it to live as Admiral Hang Tuah. Sesuatu bakal merah dan ianya bukan padi!
2. Wikipedia article here.

Footnote;

• Second sentence (in which the Malay language part) could be "Takkan Melayu hilang di dunia" (The Malays shall not disappear from Earth), but that might also trigger a racial controversy. Stylis please consider.
• Translation (on first Malay language part idea): Something is going to be red and it's not rice!
• Stylis may seek help from me for the Malay Admiral case skins theme (or take a reading material about the Malay culture & Malay Sultanate of Malacca for reference of the skins).
• For the Chainsaw (and the new Maniac case), a new wearable gear, in form of a Maniac Hockey mask may also be included, and it should also be unlockable by Credits.

Taming Sari

Oblivion Staff + 2x Ultimate Orb (5950 gold in total)

+10 damage

+10 attack speed

+25 all attributes

+75% Mana regeneration

Passive: Increases the duration of effect of all spells and items by 40%

Once lost, but never forgotten, this weapon once enabled its wearer to control time and prolong the pain of those who opposed him.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

>>The chariot of the sun-god has only one wheel, which is known as Saṁvatsara. The twelve months are calculated to be its twelve spokes, the six seasons are the sections of its rim, and the three cātur-māsya periods are its three-sectioned hub.

>>One side of the axle carrying the wheel rests upon the summit of Mount Sumeru, and the other rests upon Mānasottara Mountain.

>Bhagavata Purana, Canto 5

Surya

8 January, 2045 - Lion 6 orbital shuttle

Geostationary Orbit, 140°E

Free-fall always played tricks on the mind. It was that inability to see the horizon, to determine up or down, that led to disorientation and a screeching lizard brain if one did not focus. For Starla, who had long since passed the millennium club - logging 1000 days in space - venturing out into the great empty void was still an anxiety-inducing prospect. Her sole lifeline to safety was the graphene-formed umbilical that snaked from Lion 6's open airlock and that was triple-fastened to her exovehicle suit.

It was a nerve-wracking experience even for spacewalk veterans, and Starla had found that the EV suit's sweat-wicking and air-conditioning properties were insufficient for the task. Of course, she wasn't the only one out here labouring in the strenuous conditions of zero-g.

No, her blimp-like orbital shuttle was one of a dozen that floated in the aether, floodlights and holoprojectors illuminating the dark and allowing the antariksawan to work in relative safety. From afar, they must have looked like jellyfish parasites, crowding around the skeletal silhouette of a voidcraft slowly taking shape from nothing.

NusAngkasa Bhd. was the Nusantara League's single largest orbital company, with a federally-granted monopoly on affordable space lift and extensive integration with the Angkatan Antariksa. Starla got a paycheque from both NusAngkasa and the armed forces, and by all accounts she was an employee of both. It was confusing, bu

KEMENTERIAN PERTAHANAN PERSEKUTUAN NUSANTARA

كمنترين ڤرتاهنن ڤرسكوتوان نوسنتارا

Ministry of Defence of the Nusantara League

努桑塔拉联邦国防部

நுசாந்தரா கூட்டமைப்பு பாதுகாப்பு அமைச்சகம்

Press release, 17.12.2042

(AIKYAMPURA) - The Ministry of Defence, by order of His Supreme Majesty the Yang di-Pertuan Nusantara, has awarded a contract to ST Engineering Marine and Boustead Heavy Industries Corporation to design and build a class of modular patrol frigates for service with the Federal Nusantara Navy.

Designated as the Fearless-Class Lancaran Siluman Pelken (LSP), this class of warships will serve alongside and eventually replace the Vigilance-Class LSP currently in service with the Angkatan Laut.

Commissioning of Fearless-Class vessels will lead to the gradual phase-out of earlier frigates and corvettes such as the Maharaja Lela-Class, the Formidable-Class, and the Ahmad Yani-Class.

Both ST Engineering Marine and Boustead Heavy Industries Corporation will be constructing the Fearless-Class, directly creating thousands of jobs across Singapore, Batam, and peninsular Malaysia.

This will be a 10-year building programme, with 36 ships being procured from now until 2053 at a cost of $34.70 billion amortized to $3.47 billion per annum.

• Address for inquiries:
• Kemenhan Komunikasi
• Raden Sudirman Building
• Pancasila Quarter, Aikyampura, Republik Indonesia
• Tel: +62 41 730 2961 Ext. 17831
• Email: komunikasi@Kemenhan.gov.nt
• Twitter: @Kemenhan (Bahasa) @NusantaraMinDef (English)
• Telegram: https://t.me/MINDEFnt

KEMENTERIAN PERTAHANAN PERSEKUTUAN NUSANTARA

CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET

FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY

SANGAT RAHASIA - راهسياسوليت - 绝密

Designed from the ground-up as a mediumweight patrol frigate, the Fearless-Class LSP will be the backbone and workhorse of the Angkatan Laut Persekutuan Nusantara. It is the first Nusantaran vessel to integrate artificial intelligence seamlessly into its architecture and design, rather than the clunky retrofitting onboard the Irian-Class, and features significantly increased automation compared to the Vigilance-Class or Surabaya-Class. Crew numbers as a

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!