Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
What did the pin hole camera say when the SLR camera asked about it's aperature and exposure time when taking a picture?
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
I love taking pictures of my son, so much most people call me
his personal 'Papa'razzi.
What do you call a rival in picture taking?
A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
What do you call taking a picture of your own cells under a microscope?
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
What do you call your elderly male relative who’s always taking pictures?
I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
I saw the image of Jesus on my burrito and instead of taking a picture, I just ate it.
A few hours later—- Holy shit!
What are those poles for taking your own picture called?
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
I got kicked out of the museum for taking a picture of barry allen
Apparently they have a no flash photography rule
I was taking naughty pictures of my ficus plant when my religious friend said...
"What a photo sin this is!"
I saw someone out near the runway taking a picture of my plane as it landed...
It was an in descent exposure
I recently got fined for taking a picture of myself at school.
Why was the Englishman taking pictures of his money?
Because the camera adds ten pounds.
Every time someone is taking a picture for my dad he hands them his iphone and says "feel free to take several, I have plenty of film."
What do you call a mom who won't stop taking pictures of you?
Flushing in Progress (my dad got an iphone and loves taking pictures)
Whenever we're taking a group Picture...
The good ol' "oh you want photographic evidence............."
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
A friend of mine texted me that his new hobby is taking pictures of fish in clothes
He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"
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