I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman Numerals.

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infectedtoe32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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Daughter 1 (crying): "I was going to draw a chameleon but Daughter 2 said I couldn't." Wife: "You can draw a chameleon?" (D1 nods).

Me: "I can too. I already did. It's so good, you can't even see where I drew it."

All three girls: Conversation stops, eyes roll, crisis averted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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Air at the gas station used to be free. Now it's $1.50. Do you know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buffalo_100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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I wasn't sure if I should take my 1 year old daughter to the emergency room when she ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles...

But there's a chance her next bowl movement could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aprice194
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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I read they are calibrating elevators to make 1 ton the weight limit for all of them

Something about a new tons law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Melanchoholism
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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Just spent $1.50 just to fill up my tires at a gas station.

Must be due to inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samauribadger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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People shouldn't be afraid of thunder and lightning. The chance of getting struck by lightning is just 1-in-15300. So there's nothing to be afraid of...

But I guess it might be a bit of a bolt statement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDumbyMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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It just cost me $1.25 to fill my tires. It used to cost 75 cents.

Prices adjusted for inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunkbunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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Took my kids to the zoo today, it was awful, just 1 dog in cage

It was a shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistedbehaviour
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2021
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What did 2n+1 say to 2n?

I literally can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plainrane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...

and the box said 2-4 years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1

That’s inflation for ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What did 1 bean say to the other bean

How you bean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsUrBoiNoobie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Good news Scientist have found 1 food that is guaranteed to drop a woman’s sex drive by 50-75%.

It’s called Wedding cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaginCajun28
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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What did the German say when asked to skip a few when counting to 1,000?

Nien, Nien, Nien!

Germans don’t skip steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrto0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step

Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.

Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soba_todoroki
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuruWitch
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I always wondered how Wonder woman travelled from Themyscira to London in 1 day...

I then realized she's an amazon, so she gets next day shipping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eddster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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This occurred to me at 1 am and I’ve never been more proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I went to an orthodontist that only charged me $1

That's why I have buck teeth

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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2 of our friends came over at around 1 AM and to be honest, I was a bit embarrassed to let them in

Hadn’t cleaned the house all year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the1nonlyevilelmo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnishanth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Holiday to-do list: 1) shoot the family 2) hang the kids 3) frame the wife

$129.95 at JC Penny Portrait and Framing Studio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What happens when you listen to a Death song 1,000 times?

It becomes a Megadeth song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstar115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Do you want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke

Joke

Joke

Joooooooooooooooooooke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowshiningami
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's Β£1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My son was about to ask me 1 million questions about everything.

I said " Chucky Cheese"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I went to cake shop and all the cakes were Β£1 except one which was Β£3...

I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambo2016
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.

Then I’d have $999,999.75.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DropTopTyler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Air at the gas station used to be free. Why is it $1.50 now?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Romans
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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Air at the gas station used to be free, now it costs $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosheg99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonehengeisamyth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

IM LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.

I M L I VI D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day.

And the box said 2-4 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddodd69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.

I M L I VI D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite-Aviation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals

I M LIVID

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlic_eggdog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I challenged number 1 to a fight

He bought he friends 3,5,7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I challenged number 1 to a fight, but he bought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9

The odds were against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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