T Men Puns

A list of puns related to "T Men"

Do you know why blind men don’t skydive?

It scares the dog

EDIT: figured i’ll tell you guys a funny story. See, my dad told me this one, and then told me about what happened. He said it to waitress at a restaurant, and this Karen behind him starts screaming at him for being insensitive… my dad is blind, btw

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👤︎ u/Fanamatakecick
📅︎ Jun 12 2022
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Amish men can’t motorboat their wives.

They can only row boat them.

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👤︎ u/albino-ugandan
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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6 men jumped my mother in law. By wife asked “aren’t you going to help??”

I said “I think that should be enough”

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👤︎ u/pabloslab
📅︎ Jun 04 2022
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As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...

"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"

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👤︎ u/808gecko808
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Why don’t snow men sell carrots?

Because they like to keep their nose out of other peoples business.

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👤︎ u/Jack_Burrow1
📅︎ Feb 22 2022
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What rock group has four men but doesn’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

This joke was probably posted before, but Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸

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👤︎ u/bananaforscale13
📅︎ Jul 04 2021
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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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👤︎ u/streety22
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?

Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.

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👤︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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“Hello 911.” “What’s your emergency?” “These men won’t stop laughing.” “That’s annoying, but not a crime.”

“Wtf is manslaughter then.”

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👤︎ u/wannabetechjunkieee
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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What do men in Thailand say when they can’t get girls?

“Phuket! I’m just going to Bangkok instead!”

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👤︎ u/paoerfuuul
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Studies show men don’t get enough fiber in their diet

Tough shit

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👤︎ u/Ray1022
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Did you know bin men don’t get trained how to do there jobs

They pick it up on the way

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👤︎ u/kuruptkruger
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...

"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...

"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...

"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What rock group has 4 men that can’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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👤︎ u/marissakalyn
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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What rock group has four men who don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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