Sweet Tooth Puns

A list of puns related to "Sweet Tooth"

I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around

I can never get enough brownie points

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👤︎ u/Transhuman_Future
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?

A die-abetic.

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👤︎ u/_halalkitty
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?

A bluetooth.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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I was talking to a friend about how I used to be able to eat a lot, but now I lost my sweet tooth

"I guess the idea desserted you a long time ago!"

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👤︎ u/stefonio
📅︎ May 30 2015
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I went to the dentist yesterday...

I went to my dentist yesterday, and after about a half an hour of cleaning and filling I finally could go home. Before I left he stopped me and said,

"Hey man, you better lay off the sweets, you'll get cavities."

I scoffed and replied, "I'll be fine doc."

Today I took a bite into my third chocolate bar and suddenly a jolt of pain shot from my tooth,

"OW MOTHERFU--"

I went to the dentist again, running inside. He turned to me and smirked,

"The tooth hurts, doesn't it?"

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👤︎ u/CatNamedCheete
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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