Susan Eisenhower Puns

(40% Kennedy-Title error above- sorry!)

The 4th of July has me in the spirit to sell some Eisenhower silver dollars and Susan B’s! Nothing fancy or expensive but there are a few 40% silver coins (see below). Will sell individually OR take the whole lot!

I am okay with “risky shipping” 1-2 coins for $0.75 OR please add $4 for padded 1st class OR $8 for USPS tracking box.

For payment, I prefer Zelle or Venmo please.

PROOF

On to the fun stuff!

(10) Clad Eisenhower Dollars $1.25 ea

(7) Susan B. Anthony Dollars $1.25 ea

(1) 1972-s BU (40% Silver) Eisenhower Dollar $6.50 (melt $5.70) pics

(1) 1776-1976-s BU (40% Silver) Eisenhower Dollar “nicely toned” $8 (melt $5.70) pics

(1) 1971-s Proof (40% Silver) Eisenhower Dollar $ 8 (melt $5.70) pics

(1) 1967 BU (40% Silver) Kennedy Half-Dollar $3 (melt $2.70) pic

Take EVERYTHING for $42.50 + shipping! Happy 4th weekend!

“Trade completed!”

Proof here - http://imgur.com/a/WJGRa

10 Eisenhowers 1976 Ike clad dollars (various mintmarks) + 2 Susan B Anthony dollars = $18

Shipping is $3.00 additional.

I ship quickly - usually the same day, latest by next day.

I will accept - GW (preferred) or Paypal F&F (no comments or notes please)

Additional for insurance, signature delivery or other features, at buyer's ask. Shipping within continental US only. When shipping to APO/FPO boxes, tracking will only post until the last USPS station. Coins will be shipped in a padded mailer. After I give the package to USPS, it is out of my hands.

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First apologies for my lack of camera skills. They all look MUCH better in person. If you need more photos just ask

GOLD FOR SALE

2004 1/2 eagle ms69 slab $1000

2011 1/2 eagle proof in mint assay $1125

***Or both 1/2 eagles for $2100 shipped ***

Austria 1/10 philharmonic 2021 gold. $205

1/10 gold 1983 Kruger $205

RARE LOW MINTAGE PROOF GOLDS IN MINT ASSAY these are nice and high res. Much much better in person All these are priced below any comparable I could find. If you see a match for less let me know

1976 Guyana $100 proof 5.74g x .5 $250

1979 Papua $100 kina proof 9.57g x .9 $700

1980 Papua $100 kina proof 9.57g x .9 $700

1976 British Virgin Islands $100 proof 7.1g c .9 $900

1981 Panama 100 balboa proof 7.13g x .5 CRAZY LOW MINTAGE of 174 pieces ???? $750

WHALE OPTION: all five rare low mintage gold proofs only $2525 shipped

SILVER FOR SALE

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6 Canadian year sets. 3 PL in assay, 3 in acrylic includes 2x 1967, 1965, 1961, and 2x 1965. 6.66 ASW, 11.10 face silver for $165

2 nice solid walking lib silver halves in Littleton acrylic wrap

Canada 2020 2oz high res proof kraken coin $70

BICENTENNIAL ERA US COINAGE

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4 complete mint uncirculated sets in treasury envelopes (both mints 8 shrink wraps) 1976 1970 and 1971 x 2. These normally sell 10-20 each. $30 all

2 sets of Ten mostly AU-BU Kennedy clads including 76 bicentennial - $10 each set

7.25 face Mostly AU-BU Bicentennials including Eisenhower and two kennedies. $10

6 Eisenhower plus 1 Susan dollar $10

Three sets 1979-80 six Susan B BU dollars on Littleton cards. $20 each. $45 all three

OLD FOREIGN COIN LOTS

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1965 Austrian proof set 7 pieces including silver $15

France bound “type set” of 12 coins 1882-1967. Several AU+ $50

Germany bound “type set” of 10 coins 1900-1966 including several reich eagles. $40

Swiss and Belgium “type set” of 11 coins 1912-1969. The 69s are near perfect pulls from summer 69 trip. $50

14 old unc coins from 7 nations, great twin gift item $14

Totally random stack silver SLQ old us Canada Austria $8

OTHER ITEMS

i have a complete set of Los Angeles Olympic subway tokens with original case. And 7 readers digest b

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The time has come to review Sarah’s roles on AHS. Though I will also review the left 3-time roles in the future.

Billie Dean Howard 🌟 🌟 🌟

Inbetween Murder House Sarah Paulson made her first appearance as Billie Dean on AHS where she took place in Constance Langdon‘s kitchen. The role of the medium played out very small, but pulled references to future seasons like Asylum or Roanoke out of her hat. Billie helped Constance to get in contact with Adelaide and knew that the Murder House was an unholy place for other ghosts. This wouldn‘t be a one-time role for Sarah. In the very last episode of Hotel the medium was engaged to seek contact to Tristan Duffy, but connected with Donovan instead. After her seance she had it coming. She was talking to John Lowe and Devil’s Night was around the corner. The serial killers around her made once and for all clear that they were not amused with Billie using their residence as a platform to become all famous. So she was quick to escape. In the throwback episode to Murder House during Apocalypse we see Billie one last time having a chat with Constance as well as Madison Montgomery and Behold Chablis. Just dropping by to give them a few hints here and there before she left. I kinda wished for her role to have a deeper meaning, as there was certainly more behind just the medium. Along with Venable it‘s the role I want Sarah to dive in again and give us another reprise.

Lana Winters 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

This groundbreaking role had everything. The young, lesbian journalist took her investigations to Briarcliff. It didn‘t take any longer and the ambitious woman ended up as an inmate in that institution under the regiment of Sister Jude. Lana then met Oliver Thredson who helped her escape but used her for his own purposes, just as he turned out to be the real Bloodyface who was behind all the infamous murders and female victims. Imprisoned and raped, Lana had to endure that nightmare until she could flee. Through unlucky circumstances she was brought back to Briarcliff where she learned that she was pregnant by her rapist. She caught that one opportunity and used a trick on Oliver, thanks to the help of Kit Walker and Mother Superior Claudia who escorted her out of that place. Lana surprised Oliver at home, killed him with a deadly shot and wrote her story down in a book. Originally wanting to kill the baby in her womb, she decided not to, but gave it away. As fame got to her head we see the survivor reporting from the hell hol

Jeanne Calment was the oldest human alive, living for almost 122 years; imagine if every president lived as long.

George Washington: Dies in 1854 during the presidency of Franklin Pierce

John Adams: Dies in 1858 during the presidency of Buchanan

Thomas Jefferson: Dies in 1865 during the presidency of Andrew Johnson

James Madison: Dies in 1873 during the presidency of U.S Grant

James Monroe: Dies in 1880 during the presidency of Rutherford B. Hayes

John Quincy Adams: Dies in 1889 during the presidency of Benjamin Harrison

Andrew Jackson: Dies in 1889 during the presidency of Benjamin Harrison

Martin Van Buren: Dies in 1905 during the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt

William Henry Harrison: Dies in 1895 during the presidency of Grover Cleveland

John Tyler (is based): Dies in 1912 during the presidency of William Howard Taft

James K. Polk: Dies in 1918 during the presidency of Woodrow Wilson

Zachary Taylor: Dies in 1907 during the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt

Millard Fillmore: Dies in 1922 during the presidency of Warren G. Harding

Franklin Pierce: Dies in 1927 during the presidency of Herbert Hoover

James Buchanan: Dies in 1913 during the presidency of Woodrow Wilson

Abraham Lincoln: Dies in 1931 during the presidency of Herbert Hoover

Jefferson Davis (fake president):Dies in 1930 during the presidency of Herbert Hoover

Andrew Johnson: Dies in 1931 during the presidency of Herbert Hoover

U.S Grant: Dies in 1944 during the presidency of F.D.R

Hayes: Dies in 1945 during the presidency of F.D.R

James Garfield: Dies in 1954 during the presidency of Eisenhower

Chester A. Arthur: Dies in 1952 during the presidency of Harry S. Truman

Grover Cleveland: Dies in 1959 during the presidency of Eisenhower

Benjamin Harrison: Dies in 1956 during the presidency of Eisenhower

William McKinley: Dies in 1965 during the presidency of L.B.J

Theodore Roosevelt: Dies in 1981 during the presidency of Ronald Reagan

William Taft: Dies in 1980 during the presidency of Jimmy Carter

Woodrow Wilson: Dies in 1979 during the presidency of Jimmy Carter

Warren G. Harding: Dies in 1988 during the presidency of Ronald Reagan

Calvin Coolidge: Dies in 1994 during the presidency of Bill Clinton

Herbert Hoover: Dies in 1997 during the presidency of Bill Clinton

Franklin Roosevelt: Dies in 2004 during the presidency of George W. Bush

Harry S. Truman: Dies in 2006 during the presidency of George W. Bush

Dwight D. Eisenhower: Dies in 2013 during the presidency

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

It really does, I swear!

Proof: https://imgur.com/z74dwHB

Items within categories represent a portion of the overall collection. Reach out if you’d like different types, dates, or quantities than what is listed; I’m happy to search for and accommodate specific requests.

Prices are listed so all budgets can enjoy coin collecting: I hope that if you see coins you like, you take coins you like. If you feel otherwise, hit me with an offer! I am open to all reasonable offers, especially for multiple purchases.

Many of my past sales are still active, including this one with World & Commonwealth Silver. Here is an easy way to view past listings.

More pictures and information are always available - please ask!

Coin Bundles - Unless otherwise stated, each itemized line contains no duplicates and is inclusive of all business strike dates and mintmarks in the given period.

8 Susan B. Anthony Dollars - 1979 & 1980 P/D/S, 1999 P/D - $12

97 Jefferson Nickels, 1961-2008 (Includes all 2004 & 2005 Designs/Mintmarks) $18

10 UNC Pennies - P/D Mints, 2009 Bicentennial all designs, 2010 Shield $5

58 JFK Half Dollars, 1971-2001 (No 1987 P/D) $35

63 Washington Quarters, 1965-1998 $20

12 Eisenhower Dollars, 1971-1978 (No 1973 P/D) $18

5 40% JFK Half Dollars, 1965-1969 $20

3 1943 Steel Pennies - P/D/S Mintmarks $3

2 UNC 1976 JFK Half Dollars - P/D Mints $3

25 UNC Encapsulated State Quarters - mint bag included $10

54 Wheat Pennies, 1940-1958 $15

UNC NIFC JFK Half Dollars - P & D Mints available - $2 each

2002, 2003, 2005, 2008-2010, 2012-2015

UNC Dollar Coins - P & D Mints Available - $3 each

2009, 2013, 2014 Native American Dollar

2018 American Innovation Dollar

Cased Coin Collections

4 US Mint President & First Spouse 2 Medal Sets, Washington-Madison https://imgur.com/6tK5P63 $22

2 US Mint [First Spouse](h

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Hi guys, so I came across u/CyrusNavarre's post about a Battle Royale between U.S. Senators here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/thecampaigntrail/comments/qmbrly/us_senate_battle_royale_announcement/

I thought it was a great idea, so I compiled a list of all of the most popular or distinguished politicians in every state. I limited myself to 4 of each person. For politicians whose roles were unknown, I just chose those who had been Senate Majority/Minority Leader for a decent amount of time or had a great amount of time in the Senate. Without further ado:

Fictional Senate Races

Alabama

George Wallace (D) vs John Sparkman (D) vs William R. King (D) vs Oscar Underwood (D)

Jeff Sessions (R) vs Condoleezza Rice (R) vs Richard Shelby (R) vs Tommy Tuberville (R)

Alaska

William A. Egan (D) vs Tony Knowles (D) vs Mike Gravel (D) vs Ernest Gruening (D)

Sarah Palin (R) vs Lisa Murkowski (R) vs Frank Murkowski (R) vs Sean Parnell (R)

Arizona

Mo Udall (D) vs Krysten Sinema (D) vs Ernest McFarland (D) vs Bruce Babbitt (D)

Barry Goldwater (R) vs John McCain (R) vs Evan Mecham (R) vs John Kyl (R)

Arkansas

Bill Clinton (D) vs Orval Faubus (D) vs Joseph Robinson (D) vs Wesley Clark (D)

Mike Huckabee (R) vs Tom Cotton (R) vs Winthrop Rockefeller (R) vs Asa Hutchison (R)

California

Pat Brown (D) vs Jerry Brown (D) vs Barbara Boxer (D) vs Kamala Harris (D)

Richard Nixon (R) vs Ronald Reagan (R) vs Earl Warren (R) vs John Fremont (R)

Colorado

Gary Hart (D) vs John Hickenlooper (D) vs Mark Udall (D) vs Richard Lamm (D)

Henry M. Teller (R) vs Bill Owens (R) vs John Arthur Love (R) vs Gordon Allott (R)

Connecticut

Joe Liebermann (D) vs Abraham Ribicoff (D) vs Chris Dodd (D) vs Thomas Dodd (D)

Prescott Bush (R) vs Lowell Weicker (R) vs William A. Purtell (R) vs Raymond E. Baldwin (R)

Delaware

Joe Biden (D) vs James A. Bayard Jr (D) vs Thomas F. Bayard (D) vs Thomas F. Bayard Jr (D)

Pete Du Pont (R) vs J. Caleb Boggs (R) vs John J. Williams (R) vs William Roth (R)

Florida

Reubin Askew (D) vs Bob Graham (D) vs George Smathers (D) vs Claude Pepper (D)

Rick Scott (R) vs Marco Rubio (R) vs Jeb Bush (R) vs Ron DeSantis (R)

Georgia

Jimmy Carter (D) vs Stacey Abrams (D) vs Sam Nunn (D) vs Richard Russell Jr (D)

Brian Kemp (R) vs David Perdue (R) vs Sonny Perdue (R) vs Newt Gingrich (R)

Hawaii

Daniel Inouye (D) vs Tulsi Gabbard (D) vs Spark

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!