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Post-Match Thread: Guinea 0-1 The Gambia | 2022 Africa Cup of Nations

Guinea 0 - 1 The Gambia

Gambia scorers: Musa Barrow (71')


Venue: Kouekong Stadium, Bafoussam. Cameroon

Referee: Amin Mohamed Omar (Egypt)


Guinea:

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Aly Keita Ibrahim Koné
Ibrahima Sory Conte 82' 90+3' Moussa Camara
Mohamed Camara Mikael Dyrestam
Saïdou Sow Fode Camara
Amadou Diawara Morlaye Sylla 76'
Pa Konate 83' Ibrahima Conté
Ibrahima Cissé Morgan Guilavogui 83'
Ilaix Moriba Mory Konaté
Aguibou Camara 76' Mamadou Kané
Mohamed Bayo 83' Mamadou Diallo
José Kanté Gaoussou Youssouf Siby
Sory Kaba 83'

Manager: Kaba Diawara (France)


The Gambia:

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Baboucarr Gaye Modou Jobe
Pa Modou Jagne Saidy Janko
Omar Colley Ibou Touray
James Gomez Mohammed Mbye 90+1'
Dawda Ngum Bubacarr Jobe
Yusupha Bobb 27' 90+1' Ebrima Sohna
Sulayman Marreh Yusupha Njie 72' 74' 88'
Ebrima Darboe 72' Muhammed Badamosi
Musa Barrow 71' Dembo Darboe
Ablie Jallow 63' Ebrima Colley 63'
Modou Barrow 72' Lamin Jallow
Assan Ceesay 72'

Manager: Tom Saintfiet (Belgium)


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Match Thread: Gambia vs Cameroon | Africa Cup of Nations

#FT: Gambia 0-2 Cameroon

Cameroon scorers: Karl Toko Ekambi (50', 57')


Venue: Stade omnisport de Douala

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Gambia

Baboucarr Gaye, Omar Colley, James Gomez, Pa Modou Jagne (Modou Barrow), Noah Sonko Sundberg (Assan Ceesay), Sulayman Marreh (Bubacarr Jobe), Yusupha Bobb, Ibou Touray, Saidy Janko (Ebrima Darboe), Musa Barrow, Muhammed Badamosi (Ebrima Colley).

Subs: Mohammed Mbye, Dawda Ngum, Modou Jobe, Bubacarr Sanneh, Ebou Adams, Dembo Darboe, Ebrima Sohna.

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Cameroon

Andre Onana, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Jean-Charles Castelletto, Nouhou Tolo, Collins Faï (Olivier Mbaizo), André-Frank Zambo Anguissa (Yvan Neyou), Samuel Oum Gouet, Nicolas Ngamaleu (Christian Bassogog), Martin Hongla (Pierre Kunde Malong), Vincent Aboubakar, Karl Toko Ekambi (Clinton N'Jie).

Subs: Jean Efala, James Léa Siliki, Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, Ambroise Oyongo, Jerome Onguene, Ignatius Ganago, Devis Epassy Mboka.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

21' Noah Sonko-Sundberg (Gambia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

33' Pa Modou Jagne (Gambia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

40' Baboucarr Gayé (Gambia) is shown the yellow card.

48' Michael Ngadeu (Cameroon) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

50' Goal! Gambia 0, Cameroon 1. Karl Toko Ekambi (Cameroon) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Collins Fai with a cross.

56' Substitution, Gambia. Ebrima Darboe replaces Saidy Janko.

56' Substitution, Gambia. Modou Barrow replaces Pa Modou Jagne.

56' Substitution, Gambia. Ebrima Colley replaces Muhammed Badamosi.

57' Goal! Gambia 0, Cameroon 2. Karl Toko Ekambi (Cameroon) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the top right corner. Assisted by Martin Hongla.

81' Substitution, Cameroon. Clinton N'Jie replaces Karl Toko Ekambi.

81' Substitution, Cameroon. Pierre Kunde r

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Match Thread: KAA Gent vs Standard Liege | Belgian First Division A

#FT: KAA Gent 2-0 Standard Liege

KAA Gent scorers: Yonas Malede (7'), Roman Yaremchuk (90'+4')


Venue: Ghelamco Arena

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KAA Gent

Sinan Bolat, Bruno Godeau, Andreas Hanche-Olsen, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Sven Kums (Adewale Oladoye), Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe (Sulayman Marreh), Alessio Castro-Montes (Igor Plastun), Matisse Samoise, Roman Bezus (Alexandre De Bruyn), Roman Yaremchuk, Yonas Malede (Tarik Tissoudali).

Subs: Davy Roef, Milad Mohammadi, Osman Bukari, Wouter George.

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Standard Liege

Jean-Francois Gillet, Nicolas Gavory, Konstantinos Laifis, Zinho Vanheusden (Noe Dussenne), Hugo Siquet, Eden Shamir (Alexandro Calut), Jackson Muleka, Michel Ange Balikwisha, Allan Delferriere, Maxime Lestienne (Mehdi Carcela-González), Klauss (Fessal Tapsoba).

Subs: Collins Faï, Damjan Pavlovic, Louis Fortin, Nathan Ngoy, Matthieu Epolo.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

7' Yonas Malede Goal

40' Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui Yellow Card

49' Maxime Lestienne Yellow Card

58' On: Noe Dussenne|Off: Zinho Vanheusden

66' Alessio Castro-Montes Yellow Card

70' Michel Ange Balikwisha Yellow Card

72' On: Sulayman Marreh|Off: Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe

73' On: Igor Plastun|Off: Alessio Castro-Montes

75' On: Mehdi Carcela-González|Off: Maxime Lestienne

75' On: Fessal Tapsoba|Off: Klauss

80' On: Tarik Tissoudali|Off: Yonas Malede

85' On: Alexandro Calut|Off: Eden Shamir

90'+2' On: Alexandre De Bruyn|Off: Roman Bezus

90'+2' On: Adewale Oladoye|Off: Sven Kums

90'+4' Roman Yaremchuk Goal


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Match Thread: Dynamo Kiev vs KAA Gent | UEFA Champions League Qualifying

#FT: Dynamo Kiev 3-0 KAA Gent

2nd Leg - Dynamo Kiev advance 5-1 on aggregate

Dynamo Kiev scorers: Vitaliy Buyalskiy (9'), Carlos De Peña (36' PEN), Gerson Rodrigues (49' PEN)


Venue: Kiev Olympic Stadium

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Dynamo Kiev

Georgi Bushchan, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Illia Zabarnyi, Oleksandr Karavayev, Tomasz Kedziora, Mykola Shaparenko (Oleksandr Andrievsky), Serhiy Sydorchuk, Carlos De Peña (Benjamin Verbic), Gerson Rodrigues (Viktor Tsygankov), Vitaliy Buyalskiy, Vladyslav Supriaha.

Subs: Fran Sol, Denys Boyko, Vodolmyr Shepelev, Oleksandr Syrota.

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KAA Gent

Davy Roef, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Igor Plastun, Nurio Fortuna, Alessio Castro-Montes (Jordan Botaka), Tim Kleindienst, Niklas Dorsch, Elisha Owusu (Sulayman Marreh), Laurent Depoitre (Matisse Samoise), Dogbole Niangbo, Osman Bukari.

Subs: Sven Kums, Colin Coosemans, Bruno Godeau, Milad Mohammadi.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

9' Goal! Dynamo Kyiv 1, KAA Gent 0. Vitaliy Buyalskiy (Dynamo Kyiv) right footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Vladyslav Supryaha with a cross.

28' Alessio Castro-Montes (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

36' Carlos De Peña Penalty - Scored

42' Igor Plastun Yellow Card

49' Nurio Fortuna (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

49' Gerson Rodrigues Penalty - Scored

54' On: Sulayman Marreh|Off: Elisha Owusu

60' Substitution, Dynamo Kyiv. Benjamin Verbic replaces Carlos de Pena.

60' On: Viktor Tsygankov|Off: Gerson Rodrigues

65' Substitution, KAA Gent. Jordan Rolly Botaka replaces Alessio Castro-Montes.

74' On: Matisse Samoise|Off: Laurent Depoitre

77' Substitution, Dynamo Kyiv. Oleksandr Andriyevskyi replaces Mykola Shaparenko.


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Match Thread: Red Star Belgrade vs KAA Gent | UEFA Europa League

#FT: Red Star Belgrade 2-1 KAA Gent

Red Star Belgrade scorers: Guélor Kanga (12'), Aleksandar Katai (59')

KAA Gent scorers: Vadis Odjidja (31')


Venue: Rajko Mitic Stadium

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Red Star Belgrade

Milan Borjan, Nemanja Milunovic, Milos Degenek, Marko Gobeljic, Milan Gajic, Guélor Kanga (Radovan Pankov), Sekou Sanogo, Mirko Ivanic (Njegos Petrovic), Diego Falcinelli, Aleksandar Katai (Veljko Nikoli), El Fardou Ben Nabouhane (Srdjan Spiridonovic).

Subs: Richmond Boakye, Zoran Popovic, Veljko Simic, Milan Pavkov, Nikola Krstovic, Strahinja Erakovic, Aleksa Vukanovic, Zeljko Gavric.

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KAA Gent

Colin Coosemans, Andreas Hanche-Olsen, Sulayman Marreh, Milad Mohammadi, Alessio Castro-Montes, Vadis Odjidja (Tim Kleindienst), Elisha Owusu (Sven Kums), Niklas Dorsch, Roman Yaremchuk, Jordan Botaka (Dogbole Niangbo), Osman Bukari.

Subs: Roman Bezus, Igor Plastun, Dino Arslanagic, Nurio Fortuna, Matisse Samoise, René Vanden Borre, Owen Jochmans.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

12' Goal! Crvena Zvezda 1, KAA Gent 0. Guélor Kanga Kaku (Crvena Zvezda) right footed shot from outside the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Marko Gobeljic.

24' Milad Mohammadi (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

31' Vadis Odjidja Goal

45'+1' Sekou Sanogo (Crvena Zvezda) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45'+2' Nemanja Milunovic Yellow Card

48' Osman Bukari (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

59' Goal! Crvena Zvezda 2, KAA Gent 1. Aleksandar Katai (Crvena Zvezda) from a free kick with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.

63' Substitution, KAA Gent. Dogbole Franck Anderson Niangbo replaces Jordan Rolly Botaka.

64' On: Njegos Petrovic|Off: Mirko Ivanic

75' Substitution, KAA Gent. Sven Kums replaces Elisha Owusu.

81' Substitution, KAA Gent. Tim Kleindienst replaces Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe.

83' Substitution, Cr

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Match Thread: KAA Gent vs TSG Hoffenheim | UEFA Europa League

#FT: KAA Gent 1-4 TSG Hoffenheim

KAA Gent scorers: Tim Kleindienst (90'+2')

TSG Hoffenheim scorers: Ishak Belfodil (35' PEN), Florian Grillitsch (52'), Mijat Gacinovic (73'), Moanes Dabour (90'+3')


Venue: Ghelamco Arena

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KAA Gent

Davy Roef, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Nurio Fortuna, Andreas Hanche-Olsen, Niklas Dorsch (Jordan Botaka), Sven Kums (Tim Kleindienst), Roman Bezus (Vadis Odjidja), Milad Mohammadi, Alessio Castro-Montes (Sulayman Marreh), Roman Yaremchuk (Dogbole Niangbo), Osman Bukari.

Subs: Igor Plastun, Elisha Owusu, René Vanden Borre, Owen Jochmans.

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TSG Hoffenheim

Oliver Baumann, Kevin Vogt, Kevin Akpoguma, Stefan Posch (Moanes Dabour), Sebastian Rudy (Mijat Gacinovic), Diadie Samassekou, Florian Grillitsch (Christoph Baumgartner), Ryan Sessegnon, Robert Skov, Ishak Belfodil (Michael Klauss), Ihlas Bebou (Sargis Adamyan).

Subs: Philipp Pentke, Jacob Bruun Larsen, Melayro Bogarde.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

14' Roman Yaremchuk Penalty - Saved

35' Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

35' Goal! KAA Gent 0, TSG Hoffenheim 1. Ishak Belfodil (TSG Hoffenheim) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

51' Sebastian Rudy (TSG Hoffenheim) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

52' Florian Grillitsch Goal

56' On: Vadis Odjidja|Off: Roman Bezus

67' Substitution, TSG Hoffenheim. Mijat Gacinovic replaces Sebastian Rudy.

67' On: Sargis Adamyan|Off: Ihlas Bebou

69' On: Tim Kleindienst|Off: Sven Kums

69' Substitution, KAA Gent. Dogbole Franck Anderson Niangbo replaces Roman Yaremchuk.

72' Kevin Vogt (TSG Hoffenheim) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

73' Mijat Gacinovic Goal

77' Substitution, KAA Gent. Jordan Rolly Botaka replaces Niklas Dorsch.

77' Substitut

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Match Thread: Antwerp vs KAA Gent | Belgian First Division A

#FT: Antwerp 1-0 KAA Gent

Antwerp scorers: Dieumerci Mbokani (17')


Venue: Bosuilstadion

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Antwerp

Jean Butez, Ritchie de Laet, Abdoulaye Seck, Dylan Batubinsika, Faris Haroun, Nill De Pauw, Birger Verstraete (Junior Pius), Pieter Gerkens (Martin Hongla), Didier Lamkel Ze, Dieumerci Mbokani, Lior Refaelov (Simen Jukleröd).

Subs: Koji Miyoshi, Alireza Beiranvand, Manuel Benson, Bruny Nsimba.

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KAA Gent

Davy Roef, Igor Plastun, Jordan Botaka, Alessio Castro-Montes, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Sven Kums, Roman Bezus (Dogbole Niangbo), Niklas Dorsch (Brecht Dejaegere), Elisha Owusu, Tim Kleindienst, Roman Yaremchuk (Laurent Depoitre).

Subs: Colin Coosemans, Sulayman Marreh, Dino Arslanagic, Milad Mohammadi.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

17' Dieumerci Mbokani Goal

45' Dylan Batubinsika Yellow Card

53' Sven Kums Yellow Card

60' Nill De Pauw Yellow Card

75' On: Laurent Depoitre|Off: Roman Yaremchuk

75' On: Simen Jukleröd|Off: Lior Refaelov

78' On: Dogbole Niangbo|Off: Roman Bezus

81' On: Martin Hongla|Off: Pieter Gerkens

84' On: Brecht Dejaegere|Off: Niklas Dorsch

89' On: Junior Pius|Off: Birger Verstraete


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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Post Match Thread: Gambia 0 - 2 Cameroon | Africa Cup of Nations

#FT: Gambia 0-2 Cameroon

Cameroon scorers: Karl Toko Ekambi (50', 57')


Venue: Stade omnisport de Douala

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Gambia

Baboucarr Gaye, Omar Colley, James Gomez, Pa Modou Jagne (Modou Barrow), Noah Sonko Sundberg (Assan Ceesay), Sulayman Marreh (Bubacarr Jobe), Yusupha Bobb, Ibou Touray, Saidy Janko (Ebrima Darboe), Musa Barrow, Muhammed Badamosi (Ebrima Colley).

Subs: Mohammed Mbye, Dawda Ngum, Modou Jobe, Bubacarr Sanneh, Ebou Adams, Dembo Darboe, Ebrima Sohna.

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Cameroon

Andre Onana, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Jean-Charles Castelletto, Nouhou Tolo, Collins Faï (Olivier Mbaizo), André-Frank Zambo Anguissa (Yvan Neyou), Samuel Oum Gouet, Nicolas Ngamaleu (Christian Bassogog), Martin Hongla (Pierre Kunde Malong), Vincent Aboubakar, Karl Toko Ekambi (Clinton N'Jie).

Subs: Jean Efala, James Léa Siliki, Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, Ambroise Oyongo, Jerome Onguene, Ignatius Ganago, Devis Epassy Mboka.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

21' Noah Sonko-Sundberg (Gambia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

33' Pa Modou Jagne (Gambia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

40' Baboucarr Gayé (Gambia) is shown the yellow card.

48' Michael Ngadeu (Cameroon) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

50' Goal! Gambia 0, Cameroon 1. Karl Toko Ekambi (Cameroon) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Collins Fai with a cross.

56' Substitution, Gambia. Ebrima Darboe replaces Saidy Janko.

56' Substitution, Gambia. Modou Barrow replaces Pa Modou Jagne.

56' Substitution, Gambia. Ebrima Colley replaces Muhammed Badamosi.

57' Goal! Gambia 0, Cameroon 2. Karl Toko Ekambi (Cameroon) right footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the top right corner. Assisted by Martin Hongla.

81' Substitution, Cameroon. Clinton N'Jie replaces Karl Toko Ekambi.

81' Substitution, Cameroon. Pierre Kunde r

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Match Thread: Mauritania vs Gambia | Africa Cup of Nations

#FT: Mauritania 0-1 Gambia

Gambia scorers: Abdoulie Jallow (10')


Venue: Stade Municipal de Limbe

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Mauritania

Babacar Diop, Mohamed Dellahi Yaly, Aly Abeid, El Hassen Houeibib (Adama Ba), Abdoulkader Thiam (Oumar Camara), Souleymane Karamoko (Harouna Abou Demba), Guessouma Fofana, Abdallahi Mahmoud (Souleymane Doukara), Almike Moussa N'diaye (Idrissa Thiam), Pape Ibnou Ba, Aboubakar Kamara.

Subs: M'Backé N'Diaye, Hemeya Tanjy, Houssen Abderrahmane, Diadié Diarra, Ibrahima Coulibaly, Abdoul Ba, Sidi Yacoub Ethmane.

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Gambia

Modou Jobe, Omar Colley, James Gomez, Pa Modou Jagne, Ibou Touray (Bubacarr Sanneh), Ebou Adams, Sulayman Marreh, Musa Barrow, Ebrima Colley (Lamin Jallow), Assan Ceesay (Dembo Darboe), Abdoulie Jallow (Ebrima Darboe).

Subs: Mohammed Mbye, Bubacarr Trawally, Yusupha Njie, Bubacarr Jobe, Ebrima Sohna, Dawda Ngum, Muhammed Badamosi, Sheikh Sibi.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

10' Goal! Mauritania 0, Gambia 1. Ablie Jallow (Gambia) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Musa Barrow.

28' Pape Bâ (Mauritania) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

30' Almike N'Diaye (Mauritania) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Mauritania. Harouna Abou Demba replaces Souleymane Karamoko.

56' Ebrima Colley (Gambia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

59' Substitution, Mauritania. Souleymane Doukara replaces Abdallahi Mahmoud.

64' Substitution, Gambia. Dembo Darboe replaces Assan Ceesay.

64' Substitution, Gambia. Ebrima Darboe replaces Ablie Jallow.

65' Substitution, Mauritania. Idrissa Thiam replaces Almike N'Diaye.

66' Substitution, Mauritania. Oumar Camara replaces Abdoulkader Thiam.

74' Substitution, Gambia. Lamin Jallow replaces Ebrima Colley.

80' Substitution, Mauritania. Adama Ba replaces El Hacen Houeibib.

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Match Thread: Guinea vs. The Gambia | 2022 Africa Cup of Nations

Guinea 0 - 1 The Gambia

Gambia scorers: Musa Barrow (71')


Venue: Kouekong Stadium, Bafoussam. Cameroon

Referee: Amin Mohamed Omar (Egypt)


Guinea:

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Aly Keita Ibrahim Koné
Ibrahima Sory Conte 82' 90+3' Moussa Camara
Mohamed Camara Mikael Dyrestam
Saïdou Sow Fode Camara
Amadou Diawara Morlaye Sylla 76'
Pa Konate 83' Ibrahima Conté
Ibrahima Cissé Morgan Guilavogui 83'
Ilaix Moriba Mory Konaté
Aguibou Camara 76' Mamadou Kané
Mohamed Bayo 83' Mamadou Diallo
José Kanté Gaoussou Youssouf Siby
Sory Kaba 83'

Manager: Kaba Diawara (France)


The Gambia:

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Baboucarr Gaye Modou Jobe
Pa Modou Jagne Saidy Janko
Omar Colley Ibou Touray
James Gomez Mohammed Mbye 90+1'
Dawda Ngum Bubacarr Jobe
Yusupha Bobb 27' 90+1' Ebrima Sohna
Sulayman Marreh Yusupha Njie 72' 74' 88'
Ebrima Darboe 72' Muhammed Badamosi
Musa Barrow 71' Dembo Darboe
Ablie Jallow 63' Ebrima Colley 63'
Modou Barrow 72' Lamin Jallow
Assan Ceesay 72'

Manager: Tom Saintfiet (Belgium)


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Match Thread: Gambia vs Mali | Africa Cup of Nations

#FT: Gambia 1-1 Mali

Gambia scorers: Musa Barrow (90' PEN)

Mali scorers: Ibrahima Koné (79' PEN)


Venue: Stade Municipal de Limbe

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Gambia

Modou Jobe, Omar Colley, James Gomez, Ibou Touray, Noah Sonko Sundberg (Saidy Janko), Yusupha Bobb, Ebou Adams (Modou Barrow), Sulayman Marreh, Musa Barrow, Abdoulie Jallow (Muhammed Badamosi), Assan Ceesay (Ebrima Colley).

Subs: Dembo Darboe, Sheikh Sibi, Mohammed Mbye, Yusupha Njie, Bubacarr Jobe, Pa Modou Jagne, Bubacarr Trawally, Bubacarr Sanneh.

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Mali

Ibrahim Mounkoro, Boubakar Kouyate, Falaye Sacko, Massadio Haidara, Hamari Traoré, Diadie Samassekou (Adama Noss Traoré), Yves Bissouma, Lassana Coulibaly (Amadou Haidara), Ibrahima Koné, Moussa Djenepo (Moussa Doumbia), Adama Malouda Traoré.

Subs: Djigui Diarra, Kalifa Coulibaly, Aliou Dieng, Senou Coulibaly, Lassine Sinayoko, Mohamed Camara, Charles Traoré, Moussa Sissako, Ismael Diarra Diawara.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

20' Lassana Coulibaly (Mali) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

24' Sulayman Marreh (Gambia) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

40' Moussa Djenepo (Mali) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

43' Massadio Haïdara (Mali) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Mali. Adama Noss Traoré replaces Diadié Samassékou.

45' Substitution, Mali. Amadou Haïdara replaces Lassana Coulibaly.

70' Substitution, Mali. Moussa Doumbia replaces Moussa Djenepo.

73' Substitution, Gambia. Saidy Janko replaces Noah Sonko-Sundberg because of an injury.

73' Substitution, Gambia. Ebrima Colley replaces Assan Ceesay.

79' Goal! Gambia 0, Mali 1. Ibrahima Koné (Mali) converts the penalty with a left footed shot to the bottom right corner.

83' Substitution, Gambia. Modou Barrow replaces Ebrima Adams.

83' Substitution, Gambia. Muhammed Badamosi replaces Ablie Jallow.

90' **Goal! Gambia 1, Mal

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Match Thread: KAA Gent vs Dynamo Kiev | UEFA Champions League Qualifying

#FT: KAA Gent 1-2 Dynamo Kiev

1st Leg

KAA Gent scorers: Tim Kleindienst (41')

Dynamo Kiev scorers: Vladyslav Supriaha (9'), Carlos De Peña (79')


Venue: Ghelamco Arena

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KAA Gent

Davy Roef, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Igor Plastun, Nurio Fortuna, Alessio Castro-Montes, Roman Yaremchuk (Tim Kleindienst), Niklas Dorsch, Elisha Owusu, Laurent Depoitre (Milad Mohammadi), Vadis Odjidja (Jordan Botaka), Roman Bezus.

Subs: Colin Coosemans, Sulayman Marreh, Dino Arslanagic, Dogbole Niangbo.

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Dynamo Kiev

Georgi Bushchan, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Illia Zabarnyi, Oleksandr Karavayev, Tomasz Kedziora, Serhiy Sydorchuk, Mykola Shaparenko (Vodolmyr Shepelev), Vitaliy Buyalskiy, Vladyslav Supriaha (Benjamin Verbic), Carlos De Peña, Gerson Rodrigues (Viktor Tsygankov).

Subs: Denys Boyko, Oleksandr Andrievsky, Bogdan Lednev, Oleksandr Syrota.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

9' Goal! KAA Gent 0, Dynamo Kyiv 1. Vladyslav Supryaha (Dynamo Kyiv) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Vitaliy Buyalskiy.Goal awarded following VAR Review.

13' Nurio Fortuna (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

25' Substitution, KAA Gent. Tim Kleindienst replaces Roman Yaremchuk because of an injury.

31' Gerson Rodrigues Yellow Card

41' Tim Kleindienst Goal - Header

50' Roman Bezus Yellow Card

53' Roman Bezus Red Card

56' Vadis Odjidja-Ofoe (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

59' On: Viktor Tsygankov|Off: Gerson Rodrigues

62' On: Jordan Botaka|Off: Vadis Odjidja

66' Substitution, Dynamo Kyiv. Benjamin Verbic replaces Vladyslav Supryaha.

72' Substitution, KAA Gent. Milad Mohammadi replaces Laurent Depoitre.

79' Carlos De Peña Goal

82' On: Vodolmyr Shepelev|Off: Mykola Shaparenko

87' Volodymyr Shepelev (Dynamo Kyiv) is shown the yellow card

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Match Thread: KAA Gent vs AS Roma | UEFA Europa League

#FT: KAA Gent 1-1 AS Roma

2nd Leg - AS Roma advance 2-1 on aggregate

KAA Gent scorers: Jonathan David (25')

AS Roma scorers: Justin Kluivert (29')


Venue: Ghelamco Arena

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KAA Gent

Thomas Kaminski, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Igor Plastun (Dogbole Niangbo), Milad Mohammadi, Alessio Castro-Montes, Jonathan David, Elisha Owusu, Roman Bezus (Giorgi Chakvetadze), Vadis Odjidja, Sven Kums, Laurent Depoitre (Giorgi Kvilitaia).

Subs: Mikael Lustig, Colin Coosemans, Sulayman Marreh, Bruno Godeau.

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AS Roma

Pau López, Chris Smalling, Gianluca Mancini, Aleksandar Kolarov, Leonardo Spinazzola (Davide Santon), Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Bryan Cristante, Jordan Veretout (Federico Fazio), Edin Dzeko, Justin Kluivert, Carles Perez (Gonzalo Villar).

Subs: Nikola Kalinic, Cengiz Ünder, Daniel Fuzato, Mert Çetin.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

25' Jonathan David Goal

28' Roman Bezus (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

29' Justin Kluivert Goal

42' Jordan Veretout Yellow Card

50' Laurent Depoitre Yellow Card

62' Leonardo Spinazzola Yellow Card

66' Substitution, KAA Gent. Giorgi Chakvetadze replaces Roman Bezus.

66' On: Giorgi Kvilitaia|Off: Laurent Depoitre

67' On: Davide Santon|Off: Leonardo Spinazzola

78' On: Federico Fazio|Off: Jordan Veretout

80' On: Dogbole Niangbo|Off: Igor Plastun

83' Sven Kums (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card.

83' On: Gonzalo Villar|Off: Carles Perez

90'+3' Milad Mohammadi Yellow Card


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Match Thread: AS Roma vs KAA Gent | UEFA Europa League

#FT: AS Roma 1-0 KAA Gent

1st Leg

AS Roma scorers: Carles Perez (13')


Venue: Olimpico

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AS Roma

Pau López, Federico Fazio, Chris Smalling, Aleksandar Kolarov, Leonardo Spinazzola (Davide Santon), Lorenzo Pellegrini (Henrikh Mkhitaryan), Jordan Veretout, Bryan Cristante, Edin Dzeko, Diego Perotti (Justin Kluivert), Carles Perez.

Subs: Nikola Kalinic, Gianluca Mancini, Cengiz Ünder, Daniel Fuzato.

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KAA Gent

Thomas Kaminski, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Igor Plastun, Milad Mohammadi, Mikael Lustig, Jonathan David, Elisha Owusu, Roman Bezus (Giorgi Chakvetadze), Vadis Odjidja, Sven Kums (Sulayman Marreh), Laurent Depoitre.

Subs: Colin Coosemans, Bruno Godeau, Dogbole Niangbo, Giorgi Kvilitaia, Alessio Castro-Montes.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

13' Carles Perez Goal

35' Roman Bezus (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

65' Chris Smalling Yellow Card

69' On: Davide Santon|Off: Leonardo Spinazzola

74' On: Giorgi Chakvetadze|Off: Roman Bezus

79' On: Henrikh Mkhitaryan|Off: Lorenzo Pellegrini

82' On: Justin Kluivert|Off: Diego Perotti

90'+1' On: Sulayman Marreh|Off: Sven Kums


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Match Thread: AS Roma vs KAA Gent | Europa League

#** AS Roma vs KAA Gent **

1st Leg

La Magica scorers: Perez (13')

Venue: Olimpico


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AS Roma

Pau López, Chris Smalling, Federico Fazio, Aleksandar Kolarov, Leonardo Spinazzola, Lorenzo Pellegrini, Jordan Veretout, Bryan Cristante, Edin Dzeko, Diego Perotti, Carles Perez.

Subs: Nikola Kalinic, Davide Santon, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Gianluca Mancini, Cengiz Ünder, Justin Kluivert, Daniel Fuzato.

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KAA Gent

Thomas Kaminski, Milad Mohammadi, Mikael Lustig, Igor Plastun, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Vadis Odjidja, Roman Bezus, Elisha Owusu, Sven Kums, Jonathan David, Laurent Depoitre.

Subs: Colin Coosemans, Sulayman Marreh, Bruno Godeau, Dogbole Niangbo, Giorgi Kvilitaia, Alessio Castro-Montes, Giorgi Chakvetadze.

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Match Thread: Liberec vs KAA Gent | UEFA Europa League

#FT: Liberec 1-0 KAA Gent

Liberec scorers: Abdullah Yusuf Helal (29')


Venue: U Nisy

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Liberec

Filip Nguyen, Mohamed Tijani, Jakub Jugas, Jan Mikula, Martin Koscelnik, Kamso Mara, Jakub Hromada (Matej Chalus), John Edison Mosquera, Jakub Pesek (Jan Matousek), Abdullah Yusuf Helal (Michael Rabusic), Michal Beran (Michal Sadilek).

Subs: Jakub Barac, David Cancola, Michal Fukala, Milan Knobloch, Lukas Csano, Lukas Hasalík, Jan Sulc.

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KAA Gent

Davy Roef, Andreas Hanche-Olsen, Michael Ngadeu-Ngadjui, Sulayman Marreh, Nurio Fortuna (Igor Plastun), Alessio Castro-Montes, Sven Kums, Jordan Botaka (Dogbole Niangbo), Osman Bukari, Tim Kleindienst (Laurent Depoitre), Roman Yaremchuk.

Subs: Roman Bezus, Niklas Dorsch, Milad Mohammadi, René Vanden Borre, Owen Jochmans.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

29' Goal! Slovan Liberec 1, KAA Gent 0. Abdulla Yusuf Helal (Slovan Liberec) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Martin Koscelnik.

34' Sulayman Marreh (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45'+1' Michal Beran (Slovan Liberec) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

57' Substitution, Slovan Liberec. Michal Sadilek replaces Michal Beran.

58' Substitution, Slovan Liberec. Michael Rabusic replaces Abdulla Yusuf Helal.

68' Substitution, Slovan Liberec. Jan Matousek replaces Jakub Pesek.

68' Roman Yaremchuk Yellow Card

76' Substitution, KAA Gent. Laurent Depoitre replaces Tim Kleindienst.

77' On: Dogbole Niangbo|Off: Jordan Botaka

79' On: Matej Chalus|Off: Jakub Hromada

87' On: Igor Plastun|Off: Nurio Fortuna

89' Andreas Hanche-Olsen (KAA Gent) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.


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