A list of puns related to "Strangers Almanac"
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ITEM HAS SOLD This is the first and only pressing of this album on vinyl, and was issued in 2008. Still sealed and all the corners look clean. Whiskey Town was Ryan Adam's first band so I am including the Ryan Adams "No Shadow" 7 inch EP as well. Asking $22 + $4 for domestic shipping from the USA. PHOTOS
I just spam listened to it again for the umpteenth time and it is still amazing. It's rad. Let me know if there's any better albums out there. I mean, strangers almanac is fantastic too
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
No it doesn't.
And then you will all be sorry.
Now itβs syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
βthank you for your cervix.β
Hi! I just began to run the King In Yellow TimeLine for my players. They're three, none of them knew about Fate, two of them were even rustier RPG-wise than me (it's been years since the last time I played or gamed), so I counted on the first session mostly being the character creation.
Thing is, Fate being the kind of system it is, I found it hard to get through my players during the character creation. I read them some samples from the book and notes I took from the critshow's podcast in a feeble attempt to making them understand what I was going for with Aspects and stuff. This is what we got (sorry for the dump):
Chandler Bing (yes, the player went for that Friends character's name), Born and raised in Seville to Canadian parents.
High Concept: Elite Soldier Historian who was on his way to Butlerdom but...
> The "Historian" part was due to a character in a show about time traveling people, someone came from the future with the knowledge of everything that had happened and used it in things like betting to get money and stuff. The Elite Soldier part was clear, and the "was on his way to Butlerdom but..." to me sounds a bit of a joke (there's a Soldier-Butler character in the critshow's party). Later I'd learn that his last RPG game was FanHunter, a comic-based RPG of parodic humor.
Trouble: Social Skills Almost Non-Existant
Relationship: Friendship with Casilda, met her as Language Exchange students and helped me get through a rough break-up.
>I really didn't get them to understand what I wanted from the relationship Aspect (the player who didn't stop RPG-ing did a better job here). It's like "yes, you can choose Casilda as your Relationship Aspect, but what does that relationship mean to you?" and all I got was "we met in language exchange and she helped me with the break-up".
Free Aspect: Fully Compartmentalized.
>He described this as "I can be fighting monsters during the night and then come home to make pancakes." I took it as "Ok, that could help him endure the exposure to corruption somehow?" but am unsure
Corrupt Aspect: The Key to All Doors.
>He chose it from the book.
Corrupt Stunts:
Reality Step: You can mark corruption to gain +4 to Stealth when temporary invisibility works to your benefit.
>From the book.
Regular Stunts:
Leart Wikipedia By Heart: +2 to his Academics (+0) whenever he needs this kind of knowledge.
>This is about the "Histo
... keep reading on reddit β‘...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
A taxi
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
I said, βThat makes two of us.β
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
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