He goes back four seconds.
This has been a fax simile.
…but they only let me rent it for a few days
He laughs most of the time.
It’s just like riding a bike.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
The pain is still Raw.
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
“Well, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”
"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"
To which my dad said,
"Yes you are".
My daughter said this while discussing Valentine’s Day card ideas.
“We could put Swedish fish in them” “Yeah and?” “Then you write, you’re my SWEETEST fish”
I audibly exhaled. And I’ve never been more proud.
I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.
Dad: Yello?
Friend: Hi is emphaticstatic there?
Dad: Yes she is here.
Friend: ...
Dad: ...
Dad: Oooh you want to talk to her!
2:30
A text I sent to my dad after I went into labor:
Me: "MY WATER JUST BROKE!!!!"
Dad: "Better call a plumber."
We were walking in a park and I saw a bench Me: Hey dad, wanna take a seat? Dad: I dunno. It looks heavy. Dad laughs. I sit down.
Why does a crow never get hit on the side of the road?
There is always one on the other side saying "CAH CAH!"
Me: dad meet my new GF (older, but he has told the same joke for 11 years now...from HS to when I went to the Marine Corps and...now at good college... brought my GF home....still the same Joke) Dad: (as were leaving) remember kids (I'm 27) never pet a burning dog...(I sigh)....and remember outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend (pause ..as always GF turns around with a questionable look on her face)....because inside a dog its too dark to read .... Me: Smile put arm around my GF and just keep walking ..thinking to myself....one day Ill pull this same shit on my kids...one day
Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of the legs is both the same.
