Stealing Fire Puns

A list of puns related to "Stealing Fire"

What do they call employee of the month at the crematorium?

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👤︎ u/ehyni
📅︎ Oct 08 2021
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My boss accused me of stealing, and fired me from my job at the furniture store. But I regret nothing.

Sometimes you have to take a stand.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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An assistant to a breakfast chef was fired from his job for stealing utensils.

When they asked him why he stole he said, "it was a whisk I was willing to take".

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ May 28 2019
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I used to be a hangman

I would hang the thieves that were caught stealing. One day I got fired, It's because I didn't get the execution right.

(badum tss)

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👤︎ u/Ur_Left_Airpod
📅︎ May 01 2021
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I got fired from my kitchen job for stealing cookware...

.. it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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👤︎ u/prodigalkal7
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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