He asks to speak to the manager, who he then tells he'd like to apply for the job. The manager brings him over to the piano to see what he's got. The man plays the most beautiful piece the manager has ever heard. He pulls out his handkerchief to wipe away a few tears.
Deeply moved, the manager asks him what the name of the piece is. The man says "Well it's an original work of my own composition. I call it the I fucked your sister in the ass and came all over her tits in D minor."
Slightly taken aback, the manager says, "Oh. Do you know any other songs?"
The man plays another one even more beautiful than the first. The manager excuses himself to step outside and collect himself. When he comes back, he asks for the name. The man tells him it's another original he calls "How the hell did I get dog shit all over my nuts blues."
"Look." The manager says, "I'm going to hire you because quite frankly, you're the best piano player I've ever heard. On one condition though; never tell the patrons the names of the songs you're playing."
The man agrees, they shake hands, and he starts that very night. He's killing it on the stage while the customers are both enjoying their dinner and being moved to tears at his masterful playing. At one point in his set, he has to go to the bathroom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be taking a short intermission. Please enjoy your dinner and I will be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and takes his piss. In his rush to get back to the stage, he forgets to pull his pants up as he rushes out of the bathroom. As he's walking out the door, a guy is coming in and tells him "Hey. Do you know your pants are down and your cock is hanging out?"
"Know it?" The man says, "What do you think I've been playing the last twenty minutes?"
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4 answers = 40 points. How fast can you rack 'em up?
Each question has a list of 3 possible correct answers, you must choose only the correct one based on the options available to you.
NOTE: You only have one attempt to select the correct answer in each question.
1 - Which of these is the symbol for an astrological sign?
- Crab
- Scales
2 - Which of these public figures is/was an astrologer?
- Tali Edut and Ophira Edut
- Susan Miller
3 - Which of these songs that touch on astrology was released before 1999?
- No Matter What Sign, Supremes
- Year of the cat, al stewart
4 - Which of these famous people was born under the sign of Pisces?
- Albert Einstein
- Mr. Rogers
Instead of saying: βOmg you are such a capricornβ say βBy the eights, you are such a Dibella worshipper. β
I'm LOOKING FOR the following items:
- Robot Heroes x5
- Gulliver
- Alpinist Hat (
blue, green) - Candy Skull Mask (
blue, purple) Dala HorseGeisha Wig (black, purple)- Hula Doll x3
- Kaffiyeh (black,
white) - Katana
- Silk Hat (
black,blue,green) - Sombrero (blue,
green,natural&red,red, white) - Tam-o'-shanter (gray,
green) Tubeteika (blue, purple, red)- Turban (blue,
yellow) Veil (blue, yellow)
- Alpinist Hat (
- Gullivarr Items
Pirate Bandanna (black, blue, red)- Pirate Dress (black,
red) Pirate Outfit (black, blue)- Sea Captain's Coat
(black, red)
- Birthday Sign x4
- Birthday Table x4
I have these items to offer in return:
- Mushrooms
- Elegant Mushroom x22
- Flat Mushrooms x15
- Rare Mushrooms x9
- Star Frags: Regular
- DAL
- Eye Mask
- Slippers
Tee
- Gulliver/varr
- Kaffiyeh (Red)
- Veil (Pink)
- Pirate-Ship Cannon
- K.K. Songs
Animal City- Drivin'
FarewellKK Birthday- Welcome Horizons
- Models
- Bluegill
- Crucian Carp
Dorado- Great White Shark
- Hammerhead Shark
- Pike
- Whale Shark
- Bagworm
- Blue Weevil Beetle
Cyclommatus Stag- Grand Atlas Moth
x2 - Grand Goliath Beetle
- Horned Atlas
- Horned Elephant
Monarch ButterflyOrchid Mantis- Scorpion
- Walking Stick
- Mom's Items
- Candle Set x2
- Pen Stand x8
- Plushie x4
- Tea Cozy
x2 - Tissue Box
- Kitchen Mat (Lively
x2, Playful) - Handmade Apron (Animals)
- Hand-knit Sweater (Star x2)
- Knapsack (Forest)
- Nook Mile Items (on-hand)
- Gray Portable Toilet
- Blue Solar Panel
- Construction Ahead Construction Sign
- Colorful Playground Gym
- Other Items
- Rover's Briefcase x2
- Black Baggy Shirt
- Jack's Face x2
- Spooky Rug
- Moon Rug
Earth Rug- Fossil Rug
- Ring-con
- Pocket Camp: All Items available to order
- Art
- Statues
Mystic- Mystic (Fake)
- Robust (Fake)
- Paintings
Common x2DynamicFamous x2FloweryGlowing x2JollyMoodyNice- Quaint
x2 ScarySerene- Sinking
x2 Wistful
- Statues
- Sahara
- Dojo Wall
- Mortar Wall
- Shutter Wall
- White-Chocolate Wal
And before you say "oh that's so sexist!", it's true.
It's sad really. Every single fucking time I met a new girl, we have a good time and BOOM she asks me what my star sign is. I tell her and she has that disgusted look on her face and leaves. It has happened more than 5 times. I feel really bad about myself because I was born in October and i am a libra and dont know anyone that also was born in october. The fact that i nearly died at birth also doesnt help my mental state. I just wanted to get this off my chest (haha) FUCK.ZODIAC.GIRLS
This one girl at a party was flirting with me and then left me when i told her what my star sign is and then she went and kissed my friend that SHE JUST MET because his star sign is "compatible" with hers. Really makes me want not to live. I dont belive in the astrology bullshit btw.
Just curious to know am bored in this lockdown lol Iβm Pisces and mine are Terrence loves you flip side and hope is a dangerous thing. :)
The company that owns the Flats at Summit Station ( 3001 Perimeter Blvd, South Park Township, PA 15129 )wonβt return my security deposit until I sign an agreement not to leave any reviews about the company and agree to not sue them for the health issues experienced at the apartment. Is there any websites or organizations that keep a list of landlords who do things like this? The company that owns the Flats at Summit Station ( 3001 perimeter Blvd, South Park township, PA 15129 ) T & R properties, has a long history of writing fake 5 star reviews on their apartments to inflate their scores, while coercing others into removing theres.
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Title.
didn't watch this series. guess i was busy. This terrible song is probably part of why.
It feels magnificent to finally get paid what I deserve! π
Is it possible for the 76ers to sign Harden in the off-season and trade for a disgruntled star this off-season?
Can they sign Harden and then use Ben as a trade chip to acquire a guy like Dame?
What would the actual salary cap moves look like in order for them to create space for Harden and then subsequently trade for Dame?
β-Ares
β-Hestia
β-Hermes
β-Artemis
β-Zeus
β-Athena
β-Aphrodite
β-Hades
β-Dionysus
β-Persephone
β-Promepheus
β-Poseison
I am a 18 year old male.
It's sad really. Every single fucking time I met a new girl, we have a good time and BOOM she asks me what my star sign is. I tell her and she has that disgusted look on her face and leaves. It has happened more than 5 times. I feel really bad about myself because I was born in October and i am a libra and dont know anyone that also was born in october. The fact that i nearly died at birth also doesnt help my mental state. I just wanted to get this off my chest (haha) FUCK.ZODIAC.GIRLS
This one girl at a party was flirting with me and then left me when i told her what my star sign is and then she went and kissed my friend that SHE JUST MET because his star sign is "compatible" with hers. Really makes me want not to live. :(( I dont belive in the astrology bullshit btw. why are some teenage girls like this?
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