"yes"
"oui"
"si"
"Ja"
He rushes into the village to the church and shouts my cows are frozen can anyone help? A little old lady stands up and says I'll help you son. She walks up with him to the field and walks around the cows touching them one at a time. The cows defrost one at a time as she touches them. By now a crowd has gathered. The little old women walks away. The man is standing dumbfounded. He exclaims what just happened. Somebody from the crowd shouts do you not know that's Thora Herd.
He was told he must be present to win.
Once you get married, you cantalope
Easily
She looked at me and replied "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
He started clapping.
(Obligatory: actually happened today, my mom messaged me to complain about his bad joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious.)
Shake hands.
A bad circumstance.
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
But everyone knows he lies a lot.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified...
While you may think your the bomb, it's really just plane stupid.
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
