John walks into a bar and sits next to a fella named Patty.

He says to Patty, ‘Well, how are you?’

Patty goes ‘Grand, say, where ya from?’

John goes ‘I’m from Dublin,’

Patty says ‘Wow, I’m from Dublin too! I’m from near O’Connell Street!’

John goes ‘No way, I’m from near O’Connell Street too!’

‘That’s mad! When did you graduate?’

‘1970,’

‘What! That’s when I graduated! What school?’

‘St. Mary’s!’

‘I went to St. Mary’s too!’

The barkeep overhears this conversation and says ‘Ah jaysus, it’s gonna be a long night.’

The patron he’s serving goes ‘How come?’

Barkeep goes ‘The O’Malley twins are drunk again.’

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