My horse has spots of many different colors, so I decided to put things on his feet of many different colors...

It's a great set of horse hues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Saw a horse with spots like a cow...

My wife and I drove by a horse that had spots like a cow.

Me: What’s a cow horse like that’s favorite thing to barter with? MOO-NEIGH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n64bking15
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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I dad-joked my wife. We don't even have any kids.

We were driving through a rural area near here when we went past an abandoned horse track, complete with stands etc.

She was pointing it out and saying "oh look, there's even the ticket booth!" and the like when she spots the horse stalls in a falling down old building.

She said "Do you think those are stables?"

I looked over at them and replied "Hmm. I don't think so. I mean, they don't look very stable to me!"

It was such a good joke that I laughed myself horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredkrawler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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