Dad n Cheese

My friend and I were eating at a southern buffet. As he was scooping out some mac n cheese, the older man beside him said: "Oh, my son loves that stuff!"

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Watching tv with my grandfather

So imagine everything my grandfather saying in a really redneck southern accent.

We're watching tv and one of the lead actors comes on screen. Conversation as follows Aunt: "I think that young man is wearing a girl's shirt" Grandfather: "damn. Is he one of those homosapiens?" Me: "granddaddy. You are a homosapien" Grandfather: "don't talk to me like that!"

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