Some people say I’ve got no idea how to run a courtroom
I’ll let you be the judge
Why did the Australian say goodbye to some sauce?
Because it was ta ta sauce.
What do you say when you eat some bad Egyptian street food?
what do you say when you see some frozen cadavers?
Some people say they pick their nose.
I’m was just born with mine.
What did the face with no mouth, eyes, or nose say when it was told some gossip?
Some say that revenge is best served cold...
Some others say that revenge is sweet...
So that's it: Revenge is ice-cream.
Some of my best work if I say so myself.
Some people say that urinals are useless and sexist, but I’d disagree.
They really streamline the process.
What did the baker say when someone asked if he could make anything out of an egg, some flour and some sugar?
"Sure! This will be a piece of cake!"
Some people say that admitting you are wrong is the hardest thing to say.
I think it is Worcestershire sauce.
Some people say the Sasquatch has big feet.
There are some things you can't say with a straight face.
Like "I'm having a stroke."
(Heard from a trainer at the hospital I work in)
Need some cash you say? No problem this dad has deep pockets
But short arms
Mimics T. rex arms with sound effects
You know some people say...
There is a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore like an idiot
Some people say, “Potato, potahto” as if theres no real difference , but in my opinion…
Theres a STARCH difference.
I'd say that's some good Shelf-awareness he got there.
Some people say tigers are the king of the jungle.
Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted some ice cream?
When I came home today my wife had some Little Debbie Zerbra Cakes on the counter. I pick one up and say "A Zebra Cake?"
"Don't mind if I Zoo."
She just gave me a glare and went back to what she was doing.
Totally worth it.
A photo of a young Walken, cooler? Some would say he’s cooler now.
Some people say im some handsome guy
But without hands, im just some guy
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
Some say I have a sixth sense of humor
I only laugh at dead people
Some say Chivalry is dead, but I think it’s just sleeping...
...On account of all the good knights.
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
Some people say I'm too vague
But you know how the saying goes.
Dad 1: Some should say we’re insignificant
Dad 2: where’s significant?
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
Some say it’s sad that so many kids are shuffled through foster care.
Others might call it reWARDing.
I know. I’m sorry.
Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
Some say there is no way for a woman to play Cat Woman correctly
I was watching some Gordan Ramsay edits and I gotta say
Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
The fireman was injured on the job. Some say he was pushed, some think something fell on him.
I think it was the latter.
(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)
What did Anakin say to his wife when he needed some paper?
Padme
(As in, pad of paper)
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