I am learning to cope with social distancing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadCrow024
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!

Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Where do baby hippopotami learn how to swim, eat, and socialize?

Hippocampus

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Wife: β€œDid you just make up that joke?” Me: β€œNo, I....”

β€œ...learned it from an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website that I can’t remember the name of.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A recent exchange with my wife

She was telling me how her younger sister has a Bachelor's degree, and makes more money than she does with her Master's in Social Work. Her sister is a phone rep who sells colostomy bags and helps new patients learn to use them. My wife's theory was that her sister makes more for working in the city. To which I said "Maybe she makes more because she has a shitty job".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallHimChumpy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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My dad has all the options ready

So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.

Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.

Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cammorecruit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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