I don’t know why I love bad puns so much.
Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much?
Because it's super natural
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
Why do nurses love red crayons so much?
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
Why do Germans love beer so much?
I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.
My friend loves sheep so much he decided to propose!
"Will ewe marry me?" Said he.
"Baaah!" Replied she.
My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:
It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.
Why do teenagers love meat so much?
Because meat is Protein...I...I should go
If you love Christmas so much then...
why don't you MERRY it!?!
Why does everyone love birds so much?
Because they're impeckable
My friend loves fancy cheese so much it's almost religious.
You might say she has a personal relationship with cheeses.
I love water so much it f*cking makes me wet.
Why do pirates love the letter p so much?
Without it they'd be irate
I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
If Keith Urban loves country music so much ...
Why doesn't he change his name to Keith Rural?
(From "The Glass House" TV series compendium book.)
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
Why do UFOs love fields so much?
I guess they must be testing out their tractor beam!
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
I love onions so much,
that I cry whenever I have to cut one.
Rivers love the little rocks on their floor so much, they carry them everywhere they go. Riveres are incredibly sedimental
Why do chemists love nitrates so much?
Because they are cheaper than dayrates.
Why do all youngsters love base so much?
Because they don't want to get into treble
Why did the priest love elevators so much?
Because they were uplifting.
I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
Why do shoes love the blues and jazz music so much?
Because they both have a lot of soul.
I love my Google Chrome so much...
that we share a lot of history together
Why do IT technicians love their gloves so much?
I don’t know why I love bad puns so much...
I don’t know why i loves bad puns so much.
It’s just how eye roll i guess
I love onions so much
That I cry every time I have to dice one.
If everybody loves Christmas so much...
Why don't they all just Merry Christmas?
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