Smriti Khanna.
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Smriti Irani at a Rally in Delhi (by Praveen Khanna of Indian Express)
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How Ajit became a suave villain: Shehzaad Khan talks about his father’s journey into Bollywood

(Published: October 21, 2016)

One of the most distinctive screen villains in Hindi cinema Ajit passed away on October 22, 1998. The legendary actor, who was born Hamid Ali Khan, is mostly remembered for playing evil roles with suave and sophistication.

His son Shehzaad Khan, who has acted in films like Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak and Andaz Apna Apna, is quite the opposite. He is full-on comic guy and can crack jokes at the drop of a hat.

On his father Ajit Khan's death anniversary (October 22), Shehzaad talks to Patcy N/Rediff.com about his famous father’s journey into Bollywood.

My father’s screen name Ajit was given to him by Nanabhai Bhatt (director Mahesh Bhatt’s father) because his real name Hamid Ali Khan was too long. The new name proved to be lucky.

My father was from Hyderabad. When he was 22, he sold his college books and ran away from home to pursue his dreams. My grandfather was in the Nizam’s military. He was very strict. He was against my father becoming an actor; he wanted him to have a more dignified profession like doctor or lawyer.

Acting was considered taboo. If you entered the Indian film industry, you were outcast from your community. In those days, there were no acting schools. My father, Dilip Kumar and other legends never went to acting school. At the most, they did theatre.

I was so scared of my father that I was unable to tell him that I wanted to act. So how could my father tell his father that he was interested in acting?

We come from a staunchly patriarchal family where you have to listen to your father. We did not have the guts to ask. We couldn't even make eye contact with our father. Even though I knew my father had run away from home, I never had the courage to ask him about his life. It was only when he grew older that he himself started telling us about his life. When he came to Bombay, he stayed with a friend in Mohammed Ali Road (in south Mumbai).

When I was a kid, my father once showed me these huge cement pipes which are put into nullahs, and told me that he stayed in one of them for a few days. A local goon would collect money every week from people to allow them to live in those pipes. This was in the 1950s or may be earlier.

One day the goon asked my father for the hafta, which my father refused, and bashed him up instead. From the next day, my father became the local goon and no one would take money from him! He would get free tea, snacks and food.

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My father started his career as a

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Posting list of 600 "intellectuals" & "activists" who protested raids on Harsh Mander's office just to keep track of their network.

S.No. Name Organisation / Independent / Activists

1 Rajmohan Gandhi, Historian Historian

2 Julio Ribero, IPS (Retd.) Former Police Commissioner of Mumbai

3 Admiral Ramdas Former Chief of Naval Staff

4 Aruna Roy MKSS

5 Prof. Rooprekha Verma Former VC, Lucknow University

6 Indira Jaising, Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

7 Dr. Syeda Hameed Former Member, Planning Commission of India

8 Prof. Jean Dreze Economist

9 Arjun Appadurrai Anthropologist, Berlin

10 Vivan Sundaram Artist

11 Jagdeep Chhokar, Professor (retd), IIM, Ahmedabad

12 Shanta Sinha Former Chairperson, NCPCR

13 Medha Patkar, NAPM

14 Flavia Agnes Majlis, Mumbai

15 Prof. Amitabh Kundu Urban Studies Expert

16 Prashant Bhushant Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

17 Subhashini Ali Member Politbureau CPI (M)

18 Uma Chakravarty Senior Advocate, Supreme Court of India

19 Madhu Bhaduri, IFS, (Retd), Former Ambassador to Portugal

20 Shiv Shankar Mukherjee, IFS (Redt.) Former Ambassador to UK

21 Mihir Desai Senior Advocate Bombay High Court and SC of India

22 Kavita Krishnan General Secretary, AIPWA

23 Prof Apoorvanand, General Secretary, AIPWA

24 Henri Tiphagne, People’s Watch

25 Annie Raja Gen Sec. NFIW

26 Ravi Kiran Jain President, PUCL

27 V.Suresh General Secretary, PUCL

28 Anand Grover Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

29 Colin Gonsalves Senior Advocate, Supreme Court

30 Bharat Bhushan Columnist

31 Anand Sahay Columnist

32 Aakar Patel Amnesty India

33 Abdul Hafiz Lakhani Editor siyasat dot net

34 Abey George RTI NETWORK KERALA

35 Abha Bhaiya Feminist Activtis

36 Abhay Kumar Social Activist

37 Abhinandan Sekhri News Laundry

38 Abhisikta Dasgupta Performance Researcher-Practitioner

39 Abraham Mathai Human Rights Worker, Mumbai

40 Abu Mohammed Sajid Basha Activist

41 Achin Vanaik Retd prof, New Delhi

42 Adhiraj Sarin Indendent

43 Aditya Mukherjee Retired Professors, JNU

44 Aditya Shrivastava Lawyer, Dekhi

45 Adv. Sachin Godambe Social Activist & Freelance Journalist) Pune

46 Adv.Ansar Indori National Confederation of Human Rights Organization’s (NCHRO)

47 Ajay Prakash Editor, Janjwar

48 Ajey Saxena PUCL Pratapgarh

49 Akash Banerjee Desh Bhakt

50 Akhil Chaudhary Lawyer and PUCL

51 Alaka Basu Professor, Cornell University

52 Alok Jain Independent

53 Amala Dasarathi Advocate

54 Amit Gupta Business man

55 Amita Cherian Advocate

56 Amita Joseph Activist

57 Amitabh Kundu Independent

58 Ammu Abraham Feminist Activist

59 Amod Shah In

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Pun intended.
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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