Clouds: Hey Wind! How did you know the winning lottery numbers?

Wind: I gust.

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📅︎ Jun 01 2022
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A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port

The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"

The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"

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📅︎ May 28 2018
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