A list of puns related to "Smart Feller Fart Smeller"
"Well you're a fart smeller, aren't ya? . . .Errrrr. . .smart feller. Yup. That's what I meant."
Whenever I showed my dad a report card with good grades he would say: "You're a fart smeller! Wait, I mean smart feller!"
Let's say I solved a fairly simple task, Dad tells me "wow you're a fart smeller, err, a smart feller."
He's been doing this to me for like 20 years now.
For as long as I can remember, my dad has used a single punch-line every time I do something right or say anything even mildly intelligent.
me doing something right Dad: Has anyone told you you're a fart smeller?snicker I mean smart feller.
Me: Hey dad I got an A on my exam!
Dad: Oh wow you are a pretty fart smeller, rabblerabble I mean a pretty SMART feller! HAshHAshHA
Me: I am moving out...
"Looks like you're a pretty fart smeller... er, smart feller." Oh, dad.
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