A slippery slope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owoikawa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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MATH JOKES

I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.

Only the positive ones!

You can tri to stop me,

Adding these together just makes it so much better.

We may be divided because of this,

But not all jokes are made equal,

But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.

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It's important never to cut funding for gritters.

Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirdle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.

It's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I tried building a ski resort

It was a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.

The entire sport is going downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyisaG
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I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say

It’s a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-funny-username-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.

She said, β€œIt’s a slippery slope.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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You can get addicted to slip'n'slides

So be careful...it's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
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"We can't just let people dump oil on the sides of hills willy nilly!"

Beginning of a Slippery Slope argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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β€ͺThe Winter Olympics are momentous occasion.‬

So many obstacles to overcome just to have gotten where they've gotten.‬ It's a slippery slope but they always seem to manage their way back up to the top. Seasoned professionals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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I try to avoid waterslides.

I do my best to stay way from waterslides. I know they're supposedly safe, but it's a slippery slope...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gomboloid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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Water slides might seem harmless, but they are actually quite addictive....

It's a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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My coworker told me his 3 year old son has discovered he likes slides.

I told him he better be careful; that's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrinMacGregor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Nerd-Dad Volley

I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.

Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>

Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.

Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.

Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)

Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.

Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.

Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.

Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.

Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.

My wife: Nerds.

Me: You married me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RFtinkerer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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You could say that getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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