Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What has six hands, six legs and six eyes?
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year.
They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
My son made a block with six equal sides out of frozen water.
I said "Now that's a nice cube!"
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line
so I have to make every second count.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet.
What do you call the first Australian native to ever have a six pack
I’d like a six inch Italian herbs and cheese with turkey breast and ham please, cheese and toasted.
I'm a line cook and looking for a way to get in on some of the extra cash that servers earn.
Got any tips you can share?
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?
What do you call a bunch of vegetables standing in a line?
Six-thirty is the best time of day.
Two men were seen stealing ladies underwear from washing lines.
Police are looking for a pair of knickers
The little girl lined her dolls up at the cookout.
A seismologist makes a discovery along an active fault line.
It’s absolutely groundbreaking.
What has six legs and feathers?
It only took me six months to finish this jigsaw puzzle. I’m very proud of myself.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
I enrolled in a paid clinical study that requires an hourlong nap every day for six months.
The other day I was stood in a queue for the barbers, the line was so long they started handing out burgers and hot dogs.
Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too
What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?
A receding hairline
(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)
What do you call a bathroom line?
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face
And this is what I call a punch line
My wife tried to buy an exotic snake on line. When the package arrived, it only contained feather scarves.
Looks like, the boa cons tricked her.
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten tickles!
Of course it only has eight of those.
So the first two were test tickles!
How do you turn six into nine?
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
Someone just asked me to sing any line from "Don't go breaking my heart."
What do you call six boys stacked on top of each other?
This is my best pick-up line
I just got a job on a production line making plastic Draculas
There's only two of us working there, so I have to make every second count.
I got a new job on a plastic Dracula production line.
There are only two of us working so I have to make every second count.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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