While at Starbucks, I said I didn't want the sippy cup lip.
They gave me my drink and said "this is the last straw."
A Sippy Cup is called Mr. Sippy, what would you call his wife?
Mississippi.
Why did the life guard save the hippy?
Because he was too far out maaaannn ✌
What is the only state that is not single?
Mrs. Sippi
Last night, at dinner in Mississippi
Last night, here in Mississippi, when I was at dinner, I encountered the strangest woman. She would sip her drink so loudly you could hear it across the room. Then when her soup came out, she brought the bowl to her mouth and took long sips. Then even when they brought out her ice cream dessert, she waited for it to melt and proceeded to sip that too!
When I watched all of this transpire, all that I could think to myself was
"Wow that Miss is sippy."
Made a mint
Know who invented the sippy cup?
Mrs Sippi
