Single Valentine Puns

A list of puns related to "Single Valentine"

My flatmate and I are single AF so I got her flours for valentines day....
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👤︎ u/SpohieAuz
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :
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👤︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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My buddy got me with this valentines day joke...

So we're in the car driving him home, and we got on the subject of valentines day. Me being attached and him single, I was really happy for him when he told me he had a date for valentines day!

I ask "So who is she?"

him: "February 14th"

worst part is it took me a while to get it, so I kept questioning him. I got out daded

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👤︎ u/executive_awesome1
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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