If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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I wanted to date my math teacher....

I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.

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Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century

Before that it was a cardinal Sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?

Β‘Sin-cuenta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
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The devil and a criminal work great together

After all, they have great sin-ergy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WitherLord888
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What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?

Hoi- SIN sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
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Sex is a sin

Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
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What is Satan’s favorite city in America?

Sin-sin-atti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andytheg
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Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?

Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
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Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
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Looking for a Math Tutor?

Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
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What is it called when you can’t identify a red bird?

A cardinal sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesewithbeans
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Pride: gets a whole month

The other 6 deadly sins: :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewolfiekitty
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If math was a religion...

...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justin2019
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
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My son said he's nailing a potato to a cross to make a potato chip Jesus

He fried for our sins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

SIN language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
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Why did the priest refuse to learn trigonometry?

Because it is full of sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
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Why does everyone hate Silicon and Nitrogen so much ?

Because they are always going around committing SiN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A trigonometry class

Thank you for attending;

Tan Q for attending;

Sin Q/Cos Q for attending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_adi_boy
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So 3 nuns die and go to Heaven and are at the pearly gates...

After dying in a fatal car crash, 3 nuns end up at the pearly gates and the saint there tells them "Since you're so pure of heart and free of sin you can all go into the Kingdom of Heaven if you answer 3 questions. I'm going to ask you one question each."

The saint turns to the first nun and asks: "Who were the first two humans God created?"

She says: "Adam and Eve!"

She gets into Heaven.

The saint turns to the second nun and asks: "What was the one thing Adam and Eve were told not to do in the Garden of Eden?"

She says: "They weren't allowed to eat the fruit of knowledge!"

She gets into Heaven.

The saint turns to the last nun - the mother superior - and says "Since you're the mother superior my last question is going to be difficult to answer, but if you answer correctly you can get into Heaven. So my question for you is: What was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they realized they were naked?"

Now she has to think a little and as she thinks she's close to conceding, uttering "Gee, that's a hard one..."

The saint lets her right into Heaven.

The End.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thora-suan
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What did the mathematician say to the other mathematician who helped him solve a problem?

Sin(Q)/Cos(Q)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retro_Code
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What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?

"I must acetone for my sins"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlourineVsCopper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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How did you know Satan was going to Europe?

The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.

Because sin pi is always zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What did the buffalo say after it was baptized?

Bye-sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
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My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class

I think i had a sin(x) infection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leonidas0423
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It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.

It would be a sin.

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I didn't care for the Anglican church...

The people I met were quite obtuse, and their punishments for sins are too acute.

But they might be right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
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A Japanese mathematician wanted her professor, Mr Zero, to acknowledge her.

Notice me sin(pi)

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My religious mother asked me if the movie we were going to see had either (A) sex or (B) violence in it

"It's sin A, Ma”

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I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry.

And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoorHalfwayShut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I was taking naughty pictures of my ficus plant when my religious friend said...

"What a photo sin this is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dopeghostandy
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My Japanese mathematician friend considers the number zero to be his mentor.

He keeps saying, β€œNotice me, sin(pi).”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was asked why I don't eat raisins.

I'm religious, I'd rather lower my sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeraphil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Am I tan?

My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danhap
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Why don’t mathematicians go to church?

β€˜cos they have no sins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
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What’s the Devil’s favorite spice?

Cinnamon....

(Sin-a-man)

FiancΓ©e told me she thought my joke was funny. Hopefully y’all do as well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbyturri
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Girlfriend nearly got me today, I nearly fell for it.

Girlfriend: Have you heard of Sin city?

Me: Yeah, the movie?

Girlfriend: Nope, have you heard of Den city?

Me: No stop, I won't let you do this.

Girlfriend: It's mass over volume.

I think I'm in trouble for not letting her finish the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goto335
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I don't thank people anymore

I just say "sin(q)/cos(q)"

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