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There was a female led pop punk band from around a decade ago where the singer went solo. I can’t find that band and it’s driving me crazy.

It isn’t Cassidy Pope so not Hey Monday. She now does kind of an indie type thing like Jetty Bones.

I know when she came back into the music scene is was a big deal for the community as she was one of the most popular in the genre when her band was around.

She has a few music videos under her own name, one of which is pretty…provocative to say the least.

Edit: it’s VersaEmerge front woman Sierra Kay that I was thinking about.

She has a side project called Bad Daughter

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Total Drama Action Episode 27:

"Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all year, the Gemmie awards! That's when our fave TV stars get dressed up and take home the gold."

"I am so pumped for this! Are you, Josh?"

"The shoes!"

"The hair!"

"Aah!"

"Welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt! We thought we'd pay tribute to this year's most famous reality TV show cast: the teens who braved it all on the set of Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action."

"They're nominated in the category of Best Reality Ensemble."

"No doubt."

"Love it!"

"Total Drama may have ended, but the drama goes on and on, and our crack team of undercover gossip reporters have been super busy this year. Poser Boy got his party on; Miss Know-It-All was caught with her pants down in Paris. Zut alors!"

"The Celebrity Manhunt cameras caught them all, even Gwen spotting Heather's three-ounce weight gain."

"We've been measuring the popularity of this famous gang using our amazing, awe-inspiring Celebrity Manhunt Drama Machine!"

"Let's start with Total Drama's newest BFFs. Last season, Lindsay plucked Beth from the depths of geekdom and became her gal-pal."

"...literally."

"Ooh, poor Beth. Her parents had to sell their car just to bail them out after months in the slammer."

"Lindsay will totally bring it; she is a style super-diva, on and off the red carpet."

"Next up: post-Drama bods. This year, we saw major improvement and fitness fiasco."

"Harold let himself go, but Eva pumped herself up. Way up."

"Someone's gonna blow a sweat valve."

"Hm-heh-heh! Nice one, Owen! DJ also took to the airwaves."

"...only problem was, people did. DJ, what were you thinking? We tracked down Momma to answer a few questions."

"While DJ and his Momma aired their dirty laundry, we went looking for more."

"...or any sign of him. Noah, where are you?"

"Meanwhile, our cameras were hot on the trail of another Total Drama man of mystery."

"Can someone tell me just how Heather got her celeb status? That girl gives dirt a bad name."

"Me, too! Grumpy Gwen doesn't wear the teen uniform; she's weird and awesome and the total anti-Heather."

"Then came Heather's online attack."

"Brr! Gwen couldn't let this go; she had to retaliate, which is too bad; she's so much better than that."

"Eww!"

"Mhm, what is it with guys and catfights?"

"A major celebrity's arriving at the red carpet."

"It's stubble-boy Chris McLean."

"Chris, you must be dying to see the Total Drama cast again."

"The teenagers

Tl;dr- on empty mountain trail, almost home, hear friend's voice mimicked off-trail and begin to follow it before friend's actual voice calls from our back porch. a giant humanoid figure bolts from the place i was en route to walk through before being sidetracked by its mimick. friend claims he heard my voice in a crowd of other voices talking loudly to one another as i came down the trail. i hadn't made a sound until he called out to me.

I've been searching for some semblance of similarity in someone else's encounter for three years now, hoping another's experience might align even a bit with my own to validate it. Until last night, I'd found details aligning with my own encounter, but nothing I felt was concrete enough to make my story not sound absolutely batshit insane. It still does sound insane, I know, and I have no way to further explain any of it, so all I have is what I witnessed. I found a post on here from 18 days ago that sounds eerily similar to my own. The key difference being the familiarity of the voices mimicked, leading me to wonder if this thing had been watching us for a while. To get both of our voices down, it would have had to have heard us, at the most recent, 10 hours earlier before we had left for work.

Alright, to preface this: I typed all of this up as a DM to send someone else after reading the other guy's story, so the syntax is gonna be awful. Sorry this all reads like a trashy DM, but I honestly get terrified of this thing when I spend too much time talking about it, so I'd rather not type it all out again. I've been wanting to write this since it happened in 2018/19 but I legit get really uncomfortable the moment I start. I'm sure the thing isn't actually watching or whatever, but idk. I just hate retelling it, honestly. I think it's important to share, though, because finding someone else's story led me to finding several others that seem to align with whatever I saw, and it was honestly so cathartic. I figured maybe somebody else might be in the same boat and need some sorta validation that they aren't insane.

so, i was living down in west texas in this national park where the restaurant i was working at the time rested at the top of a 15 min hike up a mountain trail from the housing they had us in. i closed up the restaurant after everyone left each night, so i was always an hour or two later coming down the hill than everyone else. usually pretty empty, really quiet, uncommon to encounter anyone else as the only

I fed the entire history of AEW singles matches on cagematch.net into a Glicko2 rater (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glicko_rating_system), which calculates a rating for each competitor based on whomst they compete against and the results. Here's everyone that's wrestled in the past few months, and how they're rated. (In parens is the Glicko2 measure of uncertainty.) Basically an indication of how strongly they're booked, based on who they've beaten and lost to:

  1 CM Punk              2260 (216) 8-0
  2 Bryan Danielson      2116 (143) 13-0-1
  3 Jon Moxley           2067 (104) 36-3
  4 Adam Page            2059 (109) 18-2
  5 Christian Cage       2055 (147) 7-1
  6 Kenny Omega          2054 (119) 14-2-1
  7 Hikaru Shida         2025 (109) 37-3
  8 Ruby Soho            2018 (148) 7-1
  9 Malakai Black        2015 (173) 6-1
 10 Adam Cole            2015 (213) 5-0
 11 MJF                  1983 (123) 16-2
 12 Jade Cargill         1975 (135) 19-0
 13 Miro                 1963 (123) 16-2
 14 Lance Archer         1954 (94) 37-5
 15 Ricky Starks         1942 (110) 23-3
 16 Nyla Rose            1940 (91) 38-6
 17 PAC                  1940 (118) 17-2-1
 18 Thunder Rosa         1938 (91) 37-4
 19 Darby Allin          1938 (85) 35-7
 20 Cody Rhodes          1936 (89) 31-7-2
 21 Andrade El Idolo     1931 (147) 6-2
 22 Dr. Britt Baker DMD  1914 (90) 26-6
 23 Scorpio Sky          1902 (118) 20-3
 24 Tay Conti            1895 (91) 35-6
 25 Abadon               1890 (117) 24-3
 26 Kris Statlander      1880 (107) 22-5
 27 Yuka Sakazaki        1864 (174) 7-1
 28 Wardlow              1860 (109) 23-4
 29 Orange Cassidy       1857 (82) 31-8-2
 30 Brian Cage           1850 (95) 30-6
 31 Chris Jericho        1848 (110) 12-5
 32 Eddie Kingston       1841 (103) 18-8
 33 Powerhouse Hobbs     1837 (113) 20-4
 34 Riho                 1834 (108) 16-4
 35 Serena Deeb          1806 (134) 10-4
 36 Penelope Ford        1801 (96) 29-7
 37 Emi Sakura           1789 (141) 11-2
 38 Shawn Spears         1787 (108) 20-5
 39 Doc Gallows          1784 (273) 1-0
 40 Matt Hardy           1776 (109) 15-5
 41 Ryo Mizunami         1772 (151) 8-3
 42 Dante Martin         1772 (99) 21-6
 43 Jungle Boy           1772 (104) 18-7
 44 Jamie Hayter      

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

• Aaron Meredith [39]
• Aaron Reisberger [15]
• Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
• Ace Gordon [17]
• Adam Gentry [13]
• Adam Klein [33/40]
• Alan Ball [35]
• Albert Destrade [23]
• Alec Christy [29]
• Alec Merlino [37]
• Alecia Holden [32]
• Alex Angarita [14]
• Alex Bell [6]
• Alexandria Elliott [35]
• Alexis Jones [16]
• Alexis Maxwell [28]
• Alicia Calaway [2/8]
• Alicia Rosa [24]
• Alina Wilson [21]
• Alison Raybould [38]
• Allie Pohevitz [26]
• Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
• Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
• Ami Cusack [9/16]
• Amy O’Hara [11]
• Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
• Andrew Savage [7/31]
• Angela Perkins [36]
• Angelina Keeley [37]
• Angie Jakusz [10]
• Angie Layton [25]
• Anna Khait [32]
• Anthony Robinson [14]
• Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
• Artis Silvester [25]
• Ashlee Ashby [10]
• Ashley Massaro [15]
• Ashley Nolan [35]
• Ashley Trainer [19]
• Ashley Underwood [22]
• Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
• Aurora McCreary [38]
• Austin Carty [12]
• Baylor Wilson [29]
• BB Andersen [1]
• Becky Lee [13]
• Ben Browning [19]
• Ben Driebergen [35/40]
• Ben Henry [21]
• Betsy Bolan [19]
• Bi Nguyen [37]
• Bill Posley [22]
• Billy Garcia [13]
• Blake Towsley [11]
• Bob Crowley [17]
• Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
• Bobby Mason [12]
• Boo Bernis [14]
• Brad Culpepper [27/34]
• Brad Reese [41]
• Brad Virata [13]
• Bradley Kleihege [36]
• Brandon Bellinger [11]
• Brandon Hantz [23/26]
• Brandon Quinton [3]
• Brandy Finta [9]
• Brenda Lowe [21/26]
• Brendan Shapiro [36]
• Brendan Synnott [18]
• Bret LaBelle [33]
• Brett Clouser [19]
• Brian Corridan [11]
• Brian Heidik [5]
• Brianna Varela [11]
• Brice Johnston [28]
• Brook Geraghty [9]
• Brooke Struck [11]
• Bruce Kanegai [12]
• Bubba Sampson [9]
• Burton Roberts [7]
• Butch Lockley [6]
• Caleb Bankston [27]
• Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
• Candace Smith [18]
• Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
• Cao Boi Bui [13]
• Carl Bilancione [3]
• Carl Boudreaux [37]
• Carolina Eastwood [18]
• Carolyn Rivera [30]
• Carter Williams [25]
• Caryn Groedel [10]
• Cassandra Franklin [14]
• Cecilia Mansilla [13]
• Chad Crittenden [9]
• Charlie Herschel [17]
• Chase Rice [21]
• Chelsea Meissner [24]
• Chelsea Townsend [36]

A play on words.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "