Shut Up and Dance Puns

So there was a high school dance and at that dance there was a boy with a wooden eye and a girl with a hair lip. The boy walks over to her and asks her if she would like to dance. "Oh would I!", she says. He responds saying, "shut up hair lip!"

We were standing outside the car and talking and she goes "I'm hard of hearing", so being a dad I ask "what?" and she says "I'm hard of...shut up" and I dance a small dance of victory!