Yesterday there was a fly EXPLOSION in the yard. I'm going about my merry business cleaning out the garage, and out of nowhere so many flies! They didn't come from the garage, they came from the yard. I was literally covered in at least 20 of them at a time. I had my dog come out with me so she could have fun and hunt them.
It's so bad. They're in the house now. I cleaned all morning to make sure we don't have anything a fly might like. There's only a few, but let's face it, houseflies multiply faster than a male bunny on Viagra.
I can't afford fly traps. I've got three dogs between me and my roommates.
Help me, frugal Reddit. You're my only hope.
To the king of Somalija,
Recent years have not proven kind to the relationship between thy people and those of southern Pijalas [India]. Your alignment with the barbarian king, and refusal to cooperate with our merchants has not fostered good relations between our peoples, and your continued most outrageous heresy has fanned the flames only further. Thy kingdom remains an insult to the Dual Republic, and thus thy letters requesting annexation of the cities we have conquered in the last years has only been an insult to injuries already present. And while Axha would truly prefer otherwise, for a great war with thy puppetmaster, the Barbarian King, is not wanted, we cannot allow you to claim cities upon our shining continent. Pijalas shall remain free of Sumalijan influence so long that we may stand. Thus, we most politely ask you to withdraw your claims from the cities of Pijalas. Leave these cities and their lands, and no conflict shall arise. But fail to do so, and the oceans shall be stained red with the blood of Sumalija. Fear not, for Axha shall not hesitate to spill the blood of vile heretics, infringe they on its surrounding lands. And let this stand as a warning, poke not the silver-eyed dragon that Axha is, for only flames spill from its maw once agitated, no words of peace. May you make the decision of wise men, and not that of proud fools.
Councils of the Axhan Dual Republic of Tamils and Naji
Heard it a lit as a kid. It's not to the tune of shoo fly, but it has a similar premise
Lyrics: "Shoo, bee- do, bee, please fly away, away from me (guessed part): "shoo, bee- shoo bee do bee do"
Very upbeat song. Heard it as a kid around 1998-2001
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Flies dart away quickly but bees just hang around and ignore me as if they don't consider me a threat.
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