A daring pun train.

A soldier drags a power cable across a battlefield. He is leading the charge.

A stray bullet breaks the cable and the soldier gets electrocuted. He was shell shocked.

The soldier starts flailing, hitting another soldier. He was charged with assault.

The charge jumps to Soldier 2 on contact. It became assault and battery.

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📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Dad dropped this one on a discussion about batteries.

Having a discussion about a C cell battery to power our new clock, dad drops this one on us:

"Of course, you know why the little mermaid wears sea shells, right? Because the B- cells are too small and the D shells are too large"

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📅︎ Mar 18 2014
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