A list of puns related to "She Loves Me"
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
I handed her the dictionary.
Because I suck at tennis.
Iβm worried she means displacement, not distance.
I said "I do think it's rather re-markable."
I told her Iβll try not doing it again.
βI know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..β
βReally, whatβs the name of his other leg?β
She tells both lines and laughs loudly saying βthatβs funny Daddyβ...
Love it.
June 19th, 1910
I schwepped her right off her feet.
Figures
To change her mind I put a penny on her stomach. Ab-cents makes the heart grow fonder. .
I told her "I like trees as well but you don't see me going on about it"
Now she won't stop wedding it. I hope plastic sheets are in the registry.
I hit the road right then and there.
To which I replied: "Probably because he stole your heart"
Groans were had all around ^^
So I said, "none then, because no days end with 'w-h-y.'"
rolls eyes
Iβm not sure whether she means distance, or displacement.
I wonder whether she means distance or displacement.
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