Because they're undeterred (undie turd).
Because itβs a breach of duty.
Baby shart, do do do do
Mommy shart, do do do do
Daddy shart, do do do do...
But they're a solid #2
"I Sharted."
Gym sharts
It runs in your jeans.
No, I'm not a smart shopper.
(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")
(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")
*I'm playing the piano and my dad walks in Dad: Hey son! What note is this!? Me: Uh what are you talki- *dad farts very loudly Dad: An F shart!
So the bartender was stacking a few shot glasses and knocked one over and it broke. A shard landed on the arm of a guy sitting by me. We told him about it as she was was cleaning up so he wouldn't cut himself. The bartender asks "what have I done?". I quickly replied "you just sharded" (sharted). Groans and shots ensued.
