A list of puns related to "Sharpe's Sword"
..that have a duel meaning.
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
^(There's a whole other pun in the title involving some pencils, paper, and incredible artistry but anyways,)
The first knight unsheathes a magnificent sword, worthy to be called the next Excalibur
The second pulls out a some yellow cheese...
The first knight asks, how are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?
Are you going to throw it at me?
The second knight: No, it's extra sharp
I was tending bar last night and walked up to the service well to make a couple of drinks. The two girls sitting in front of it were in the middle of a conversation. Right as I got there, one of them said "...I just didn't like the sharp taste."
Without looking up, I said "that's why my uncle quit his job as a sword swallower."
Despite the busy bar, I swear that I heard crickets as they stared blankly at me.
GPS: turn left on to swords drive
Dad: that's an interesting name for a street, probably because it has a sharp turn!
...a duel meaning.
..a duel meaning.
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