Shades of Green Puns

A list of puns related to "Shades of Green"

I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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bi-lingual pun and done

Mom and I were in the car and this conversation happened:

Mom: "that car is such an ugly shade of green"

Me: "I agreen"

Mom: "ha. ha. ha." rolls eyes

Me: "Es la verde-d!"

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👤︎ u/thedoctrix
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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Sage driving advice from my dad.

While practicing on my L's: "When you're in a hurry, yellow is just a funny shade of green"

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👤︎ u/rikeus
📅︎ Aug 16 2016
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