A list of puns related to "Serbian Army of Krajina"
The Calfalry.
INFANTry
With a cowitzer.
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
An infant-ry
MARCH FOURTH!
Happy March 4th everyone.
Iβll call them The Infantry
He is best known for the quote:
βLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!β
Tanks for that.
Thatβs why we also call them the Infantry.
Sheβs going to the infantry.
These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.
βIt was quite a hectic evening.β
The luft-waffle
Why, the defeat of the hun army and the safety of China of course!
They did Nazi it coming.
This woman is driving to the shops, She stops, gets out of her car, and goes to buy a newspaper.
When she gets back to her car, she realises that she has locked herself out of the car, and the keys are still inside !
She was just starting to panic, when an army truck pulls up, and asks her is she has a problem. She explains that she's locked her keys inside, and can't get in to continue her journey.
One of the squaddies then jumps down from the truck, and start rubbing his leg against the side of the car, and after a few seconds - ping - the door is open !!
She is amazed at this, and asks the squaddie how he did it.
He said,
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
"It's because I'm wearing my khaki trousers"
a fox, a rabbit and a bear need to serve their fatherland, but they dont want to, so they make a plan. The fox thinks, wat if we cut of my tail, they think its a good idea, they cut of his tail, he goes on inspection, comes cheerfully back with the news that he didnt need to go in the army, then the rabbit thinks, wat if we cut my ears of, because i dont have a long tail. They think its a good idea, they cut hiw ears of, the rabbit goes on inspection, and also comes cheerfully out with the news that he doesn't need to go in the army. then they think for the bear, his tail is too short, and his ears are to short. The fox thinks, wat if we smash out his teeth. The bear thinks about it, abrees, they smash out his teeth, and the bear goes on inspectoin. he too comes cheerfully out, woohoow, i font neef to fo, i fas to fat!!!
He told them, "Sorry, Uncle Sam's health care isn't the best."
He is now E.I. G.I.Joe
General Anesthesia always helped put internal disputes to bed.
The ruler.
A kernel.
Sorry guys, a bit corny that one.
Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.
"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.
Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."
The infantry
She pretended to be Fa Ping.
Infant-ry
It has Major problems.
I imagine he/she'd like to hang out in r/me.
It's called The Wight Stuff
It was a dishonourable discharge.
He can be apart of the infantry.
Infantree
But it's okay, I'll take my pun-ishment.
On my first day of being an army recruit, we were all lined up and the instructor commanded that those 6 feet and over step forward. Even though I was shy of Β½inch, I stepped forward, along with 15 others.
. After I looked around me, I realized I was noticeably the tallest.
A repellion.
"PRIVATE, DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE?" The private responds: "NO SIR! I came here yesterday!"
Ardently
They weren't good at fighting, but nobody could beat them at drill.
INFANTry
The infantry
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