Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn’t Lego.

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What do you call a second-rate writer?

A subscribe

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Hospital Humor

In the hospital after my second child is born and the dad jokes are happening. Each new nurse that walks in always asks my wife, "Will you rate your pain?"

This is where I jump in and say "5/5, would hurt again!"

I need to go home.

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