What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?

β€œHelp, I’m under a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Just came home from my first paleontology party where we spent the night searching for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur.

It was quite the shin dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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I lost my job today

Had no luck with the search party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S_brina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Politicians and Guns

My apologies for this joke having a long lead up, but stay with me for a second and you'll understand. With the Ontario provincial elections having come and gone, it had reminded me of this getting dad joked by my uncle and a bit of underlying sarcasm that goes along with politics and the voting process. I was at my uncles farm and we were setting up for some target practice for my son and his buddy. My uncle says to me go into the shop there in the left front corner and grab one of those targets I have. As I execute my search for such item I see that they are old politic yard signs with paper targets stapled over top. I come out teasing my uncle that it looks like he's now supporting the green party, to which he reply's (queue dad joke).....

"Figured Id give 'em a shot"

Now let that sink in like I had too!

Damn he's good, and at age 78 Im totally impressed!

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