A list of puns related to "Savings bond"
Dad Awards
To truly capture the âSpirit of the Dadâ what are some achievements you think make a True Dad?
âFixed it!â - complete an entire home improvement project in a single trip to the hardware/lumber store.
âGotcha!â - demonstrate the Dad Reflex by catching a toddler seconds before disaster.
âThatâs my boy/girl!â - get in trouble with the SO when your son/daughter picked up a bad habit of yours, or develops your bad sense of humor/pranks.
âHere boy!â - develop a stronger bond with the new family pet than any of the kids who wanted it in the first place.
âOffice timeâ - spend at least 30 minutes in the bathroom hiding from the kids/spouse even though you donât actually have to go to the bathroom.
âBlame it on the dogâ - make at least one passenger choke on a fart in the car.
âReally?â - have a kid/spouse completely buy in to one of your bad dad jokes. (I had my wife convinced for nearly an hour that the rumble strips on the side of the highway was called the âBraillewayâ and it was for blind drivers)
âBut the kids will love it!â - use the kids as justification to purchase something that youâve always wanted.
âTry it, youâll like it!â - introduce a kid into your hobby as an excuse to go out more often than the spouse would usually tolerate.
âSaved the day!â - prevent a meltdown by fixing the favorite toy that seemed completely destroyed.
âAnimal surgeonâ - conduct âsurgeryâ to patch up a favorite stuffed animal.
âHere, let me show youâ - take over a video game under the guise of showing the kid how to play.
What else can you add to this list?
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