What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelbaysucks96
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob.

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Sun of a beach

What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargadag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Not a dad, but I made this up and thought you might appreciate it.

What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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My three year old son dad joked me

On the way to the beach I asked him if he thought we were going to a sandy beach, or a rocky beach. He replied with, " A sandy beach, that's why it's called San Diego!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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Dadjoked the family while watching Grease last night.

The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."

Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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My dadjoke at the beach yesterday...

I went to the beach with my girlfriend, her sister, 3 of their girlfriends, and another guy yesterday. The guy kept saying he was hungry, so my girlfriend said "make a sandwich!".

He replied with "I want to, but my hands are all sandy."

I quickly shouted "why do you think they call it a Sand-Wich, dude?!"

Groans, OMG's, and looks of serious physical pain followed.

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