A list of puns related to "Run to You"
Cop: "Stop playing the race card."
But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
Modern historians call it balderdash.
Would you be cross with me?
It was charged with battery
He said, βI hate to be the bear of bad news.β
POETRY!
It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.
that's your business.
Cop: Stop playing the race card.
They have cold feet
I asked him what he meant by that.
He said "It prevents you from streaking."
I have to admit I actually genuinely laughed at that one.
A can-elope!
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
A bangladash
Turns out she meant together.
A cantaloupe.
It's all about pasting yourself.
MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN
Oh yeah
Seems like i have a really bad case of earontable bowel syndrome
They cantaloupe.
Dad: Y'know, it'd be quicker if you drove, hur hur!
Or sometimes, Dad: I was gonna ask for ice cream, but if you're not driving, it'll be melted before you get back, hur hur!
Sadly, I've now started saying the first one. <crying>
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