Or C3PO for short.
Today, I learned that monarchs on British coins always face in the opposite direction as their predecessors.
Me (IRL): I flip my heir back and forth. I flip my heir back and forth. I flip my heir back and forth.
That means a great deal.
King Toot-in-car-man
Your Heinzness!
βIβm sorry, Iβll have to take a reign checkβ
Apparently the design of the coin is finished but they're having a lot of problems with the border.
They charged me with grand theft auto-troph
A royal pain in the ass
Fellow 1: I was fed up and needed a holiday, so I decided to take my wife and I to the West Indies.
Fellow 2: Jamaica?
Fellow 1: No, she went of her own accord.
Bigmeter
Apparently Queen Elizabeth I has passed
Itβs a royal pain
Everything's fine while it's on a roll, but sooner than you expect it's all down the toilet, and you're getting one crappy hand after another.
He's a cyantologist
I would have questioned his sanity if I didn't know he was Joe King.
Heβs a biking Viking bi king
It'll never suit you.
And every time he does, he gets a royal flush.
... now that I have given her the Corona.
My children groaned for considerable time, because I did actually infect them all with COVID, sigh.
noble gas
Oh, frigate!
Royal cut backs.
We all ended up laughing at his royal highness!
Preface: we spent a lovely family holiday in Greece, with our oldest being a picky eater who hates certain textures like melted cheese, cooked eggplant or seafood - so you see how she would be royally screwed in Greece. She ultimately only ordered Spaghetti Bolognese the entire week whenever we dined out.
Back at home, a week passes and I ask the kids what they want for dinner, she immediately asks for spagbol. Husband hears it and nods sagely:
βSuch an ever-greek.β
She was too entitled.
He produces a noble gas.
Heir conditioning.
Because he was splitting heirs.
I'll see myself out.
Most of them are just brit-ish
Iβve had some long trips to the bathroom, but that seems extreme.
A Palpatine
because they contain queen pees.
Its Crowns!
Because its a noble gas
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
