Everyone knows how JK Rowling made her millions.
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What do you call JK Rowling in space?
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︎ Jun 07 2021
How did Harry Potter go down the hill?
He walked.
>! J.K. Rowling !<
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call someone who's a wizard at weightlifting ?
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︎ Sep 29 2021
Rowling has just announced a new Harry Potter book
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︎ Mar 17 2019
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iβm not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I told my boyfriend J. K. Rowling wrote some books under another name.
Him: Is it Serious Rowling?
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︎ Feb 24 2016
J.K. Rowling is writing a new childrenβs book
Itβs about sea birds forming a labor union. The title is βCormorant Strike.β
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Golf is the only sport where....
...sub-par performance is ideal.
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︎ Jul 16 2021
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Whatβs Harry Potterβs favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
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︎ Jan 18 2017
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Eggar Allan Poe - chicken names needed
My husband and I are trying to think of creative chicken names for our new chickens. I want to call them literary puns, and so far I have the following:
Ernest Henningway
Charles Chickens
Eggar Allan Poe
Jane Aust-Hen
Lay K Rowling
Any other great suggestions?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Whatβs the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down the mountain?
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︎ Dec 10 2018
What did the director say to the staff when he jokingly said cut?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
The writer of Harry Potter tripped and fell...
She was J.K. Rowling on the Floor
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Interviewer: What are your thoughts about Harry Potter as a character?
JK. Rowling: He's good in my book.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
How does harry potter goes downhill, walking
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Whatβs Harry Potterβs favorite way to get down a hill? Itβs walking.
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︎ Mar 29 2019
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? (Repost from r/dadjokes)
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︎ Aug 17 2019
How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
How does Harry Potter get down a hill
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︎ Oct 01 2019
What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down a hill?
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︎ Aug 28 2017
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
I hate Harry Potter...
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︎ Jun 27 2017
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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︎ May 14 2016
What is Harry Potterβs favourite mode of transportation?
Walking............... JK Rowling
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︎ Nov 07 2018
How does Harry Potter get down a hill
By walking
JK, ROWLING
(This isn't mine but I haven't seen it yet here sooooo)
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︎ Apr 26 2017
How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?
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︎ May 26 2018
How did Harry Potter get down the stairs?
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︎ Mar 14 2017
How does Harry Potter go down a hill
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