A gay Rook is a Bishop because it isn't straight.
Friend of mine has got a new job in a chess piece factory,
he starts on nights next week.
My favourite piece in chess is the rook
It is the most straight-forward
I started a conversation with one of the staff at the aviary
"Bred any good rooks lately?"
So I was talking to an Australian chess player...
He asked me if my friend was single and I said "You better check-mate"
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
Discarded Joke
From a new deck of Rook cards I just purchased: Insert Discarded Joke Here
My dad and rugby...
Brother: "My thumb feels better"
Me: "What happened?"
Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)
Me: "Ouch."
Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"
groan
