TIL Harry S. Robins (Voice of Dr. Kleiner and the HL1 Scientists) did the voice for Valve's answering machine. He even does it in the exact same voice! youtube.com/watch?v=8LE3Y…
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"C'est chaud, je te rappellerai." In 2001, shortly after leaving an odd message on a friend's answering machine, a young man vanished under suspicious circumstances. He remains missing and no trace of him has ever been found. What happened to Laurent Duban?

The Disappearance:

Sunday, 7 January, 2001. That afternoon, after getting off of work, 21-year-old Laurent Duban wanted to go out for a ride. In Issy-les-Moulineaux, France, just outside of Paris, Laurent set out with his scooter. Shortly after, he disappeared.

Laurent was born on the 12th of June, 1979, in La-Celle-Saint-Cloud, a western suburb of Paris. He was described as tall, standing at 1m78 (or 5'10). Handsome, with light brown hair and blue eyes, he had two prominent scars: one, shaped like a comma, on the right side of his chin, and another on his calf.

Laurent lived in an apartment in the 14th arrondissement of Paris. At the time, he was employed as the sous chef in a nearby restaurant, located right outside the city. For him, it was more than just a job. "Cooking was his passion," recalled Laurent's mother Catherine. "He wouldn't have missed a day of work for the world."

Besides his love for the culinary arts, Laurent enjoyed going out in his free time -- not unusual for someone his age. He was a popular young man, with many friends of both sexes, and an active social life. Laurent was said to be fond, in particular, of the nightlife.

The workday, for Laurent, was a normal one. He came to the restaurant that afternoon and filled out his orders for the week. After he finished up for the day, he apparently decided to take a ride on his scooter. He rode around in the commune of Issy-les-Moulineaux in the Hauts-de-Seine department.

Issy-les-Moulineaux, only about 7 kilometers from the 14th arrondissement, is a southern suburb of Paris. At the time, it had a population of about 53,000 people. The area is relatively safe -- its rate of violent crime is lower than the average for Hauts-de-Seine, which isn't high to begin with. In 2014, there were zero cases of homicide, or attempted homicide, reported in the commune.

Around 6 PM, Laurent tried to call a friend, but she didn't pick up. Laurent left a message on her answering machine: "C'est chaud, je te rappellerai."

Je te rappellerai means "I'll call you back". C'est chaud literally means "it's hot", but colloquially, it's an expression used to express tension or worry. It's hard to give an exact English equivalent, but depending on the situation, you might interpret it is as "this is crazy" or "this is bad". (Note: I am not a native French speaker, so there may be some nuances to the phrase which I'm missing).

What's odd is that the sentenc

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Anyone else sit on hold with the PA state government for hours only to be immediately transferred to an answering machine? It would be faster to drive to Harrisburg and ask my question live.

My whole day has been sitting on hold. I tried the call-you-back option and they did call me back in a half hour... then I waited for an hour and a half as the next person in line. I thought that couldn't be right so I hung up and re-dialed and just did the normal waiting thing. There were 15 people in front of me I was told. So that was a two hour wait. The person who finally answered transferred me to someone's answering machine. Just the worst.

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There are probably a lot of answering machines sitting in storage which hold the only voice recordings for people who have passed away
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I bought a new answering machine.....

What should I ask it?

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Desperately trying to found an outsider musician who recorded their album on an answering machine (during a breakdown)?

That's really all I know, and they had some pretty severe mental problems

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Scottsdale mint, I’ve been waiting 8weeks for my order... called Friday just to have the answering machine hang up on me

I’m getting worried about my order!

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In Frasier S04E24, Frasier gets a call on his answering machine from a woman taking American Airlines Flight 11. Four years later, producer David Angell and his wife died on AA11 when it was the first flight to hit the World Trade Center on 9/11.
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Woman gets upset when she’s called out for throwing trash out her car window. Goes on racist rant on guys answering machine. v.redd.it/55pcltyph1q61
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Theory about the answering machine message + snowglobe + who saw who

I think that the β€œtil death do us part”voice message recording is directly related to the old movies from last weeks episode. In β€˜95 kate wanted to rent old movies with mallory and ash for her birthday, and has a bout of ptsd during the movie. We believe its because the characters are being chased but maybe her β€œlove” for old movies themselves are a repressed memory from her time in captivity.

I think Kate’s biggest secret is not that that she went to Martins, I think its that she willingly stayed at Martins for months without telling her family, friends, Jamie, etc. because they were in β€œlove” (aka groomed). During this period of her disappearance I think she had free range of the house and the illusion of freedom- kind of like Martin would go to work during the day while she played the role of a housewife. My guess is that Martin is the one who inspired a love for old movies. My guess is also that this all came to a screeching halt on Christmas Eve. Maybe on Christmas Eve is when Kate starts really missing her family and other loved ones. She tells martin that she would like to go home and see her family for Christmas and make up with her mom and he tells her no but gifts Kate the red dress we see in the promos. Kate plays it off cool so that things don’t escalate As she realizes that she is a prisoner.

While Martin is preoccupied, kate secretly tries to call Jamie. Martin returns too early though and Kate doesn’t have time to hang up the phone before they start hooking up. The sounds in the voice message did not sound strained or violent to me - I think it actually did sound like two people having sex during a movie. Midway through, Martin find the phone and realizes that Kate was trying to call someone to escape. I think this could be when he throws Kate in the basement for the first time.

The movie itself could potentially be an item that Jeanette borrowed/stole or gifted to someone. We know that she already broke in and stole the yearbook and she broken again to steal the CD to give to Vincent. I think specifically she could’ve been in the house trying to steal some last-minute Christmas gifts such as the snow globe for Malory. Maybe while she was stealing the snow globe for Malory she was hidden in a closet listening to Kate and Martin having sex during that part of the movie. And maybe at the time she could not see who was having sex with Martin. But jamies voicemail triggers that memory of the snowglobe malory still has

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how has tv changed with the loss of the answering machine?

seems so common in early 2000s, 90s shows to have an answering machine be part of everything and I think it's crazy now it's mostly with smartphones and stuff. I dont know what i like better, maybe someone smarter can answer what the differences pros and cons and how its changed tv?

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Andy Rooney On Answering Machines

Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'share the love.' Beep."

"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling.... Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love."

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POTS to use PC as answering machine?

Is there a way to connect a regular DSL landline call and reroute it to a PC to record voicemail when I'm out of the home? I don't really know much about networking in general, please bear with me.

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(1983) Mel Blanc, "The Man of a Thousand Voices", recorded this personalized outgoing answering machine message for a fan, featuring the voices of Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny. youtu.be/vg0VMGX3saA
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My friend attempting to be an answering machine... I think
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What is the most unusual/interesting wrong number voice mail or answering machine message you've received?
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I got a answering machine message from my dad, while driving, who said he was upset I forgot Father's Day which ended in a crash when his car was hit by another.

Every year since then, despite changing numbers and phones, I get the exact same answering machine at this time.

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I am talking to an Answering machine

So I recently received a letter from a new penpal. But the thing is he just answer the questions. He never add anything more to conversation or react to my answers. Like when I ask him about his favourite books he just list them and send the letter. It might be because we just started exchanging letter or maybe because distance between us is less( letter arrive within an hour) so he don't have any urgency to write detailed letter or maybe he just don't care. I am thinking about ghosting him but I come here to find some solution for this. I want to say him to talk freely and openly but don't know how to word it because English is not my first language and their English is really good.

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I college and digitize novelty answering machine message tapes - if you have one I don't, I'd love to buy it! youtube.com/playlist?list…
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What do you think? Doing a research about a product (app). It's going to be a bot (AI, machine learning) answering to any medical question giving doctors advice. If the user needs further help he/she will be able to book a video call with a doctor?
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At the Drive-In prank answering machine messages?

So back in the early 2000s I must have been DLing atdi from Napster or Kazaa or something and came across some recordings that were supposedly prank messages that At the Drive-In members had left on the studio answering machine when they were recording Relationship of Command. I remember there was one where the caller was pretending to be Gwen Stefani from No Doubt and another one where it was Christopher Walken telling a story about when he "ran into the At the Drive-In boys".

I can't find anything online about this now though. Of course they may well be fake, but I remember them being pretty funny at least.

Has anyone heard of these? Or even better got the tapes?!

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George Costanza's Answering Machine Acoustic youtu.be/mn-WS4Fxvpw
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The evolution of Ross’ moving answering machine. S5E20, S9E9, S10E17 reddit.com/gallery/nlzms0
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Jerry's girlfriend leaves a message on his answering machine that Kramer tapes over half of it. Elaine buys a car that looks like a taxi, whenever she stops someone gets in and she has to explain she isn't, George loses his voice before an interview and the boss hires him thinking George is mute.
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When I see Tide using Georgie Boy and his answering machine song to sell a product.
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About the answering machine scene in A New Day...

When Clem's dad gets bitten, he and her mum go the ER, and on the second answering machine message she says "I don't know if you tried to reach us, all the calls are getting dropped...", what does that mean? Does it just mean the phone calls aren't working properly due to a network overload, as the outbreak was just starting? Someone told me it meant that.

In the same message, "they're not letting us leave and aren't telling us anything about Atlanta", but who are "they" in this message? Is it the police or something, who have quarantined off the city due to the outbreak? And what is happening in Atlanta at that point? Is that where the outbreak was just starting out?

And she also says she has to get back to the hospital? So where is she at that point, and why aren't they letting them leave the hospital? Also in this message I assume she's frantically trying to get hold of Sandra (Clem's babysitter) to make sure they're both safe and wants her to take Clem to Marietta to be safe too, as she didn't know there was the outbreak there too at that moment?

Also, in the final answering message, she asks Clem to call the police. Why is that? So she can get safe again? How does she know Sandra isn't there anymore at that time, if she does at all? And do you think Clem's mum (Diana) been bitten at this point? As soon as the messages stop, Lee picks up the family photo on the desk, which implies he knows they're already dead, but how does he come to this conclusion? Because the family haven't left any more messages? Sorry if that's an obvious one lol.

I know the answering machine cuts out before Diana finishes her last message but could that have been her turning into a walker?

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This strange little shelf/cubby is a relic that caught my eye at Salvation Army; when I opened the drawer I found a torn catalog page explaining that it’s a β€œTelephone/Answering MACHINE SHELF.” I found it amazing and immediately bought it! I’m currently using as a lamp stand. reddit.com/gallery/mmjaez
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TIL that since Jason Alexander (George Costanza) is a trained Broadway singer, he had to re-record the famous George answering machine song because he sung it too well; Larry David wanted him to purposely sing terrible to make it sound believable. thecrimson.com/article/20…
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Are there any Android apps where callers will go to the answering machine and you can hear them speak and pick up the phone in real time if you want to?

Non-native English speaker here.

I get on average 70 calls a day on my mobile phone. At a minimum its 55 calls on a day with a relatively low workload. And thats just on my mobile phone. I receive 30 or so calls on my landline. People keep on calling continously 4,5, 10 times even after not picking up or messaging them that I am busy. I work at a customer service desk dealing with clients face to face and this is driving me crazy having to answer and reply to calls on mobile, landline, answer in email, deal with clients face to face ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

I am looking for a voicemail app where on the click of a button when my phone is ringing or when people call (except certain numbers), their call will get straight to voicemail. I can also listen to them replying to the voicemail and I can click a button to pickup the phone while they are talking to the voicemail/answering machine.

The app needs to be free. I am on Android 10 by the way. I am in Bangladesh so services like Google Voice is not available for my country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Experimentalphone
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Help me find a person or company that can convert voicemails and older answering machine messages into cloud friendly formats, please.

I posted this request on r/techsupport as well.

I want to help some folks here on reddit that have some very personal, and important messages from loved ones who have passed on.

About 10 years ago I found a person/company that took a voicemail I had saved again and again, from my late grandma, and converted it into an mp3. Unfortunately, I have lost all the correspondence with them and cannot find a similar service.

I feel bad I can't help. If I remember right, I reached out to people on reddit all those years ago and someone pointed me in the right direction, and I have my grandma's voice forever thanks to them. I'd really like to return that kindness.

Please help me find this service.

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I make soundscapes with an answering machine and tape loops. flowersgrowingintelevisio…
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Announcement via answering machine

Perfection. Lorelai telling her parents she and Christopher got married on the answering machine is everything. Their reaction, playing it over and over, and the connection between Emily and Richard make me giddy.

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[Hotline Miami] #19 "I think our time is up... but we'll meet again. Before you go, here's four questions to ponder." "Do you like hurting other people?" "Who are leaving messages on your answering machine?" "Where are you right now?" "Why are we having this conversation?"
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These are the kind of people that create annoyingly convincing answering machine messages.
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Jerky Boys "We've Got All the Answers" answering machine messages youtube.com/watch?v=e7ihs…
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The answering machine messages in Season 1 were great
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I'm not sure if I can call this vaporwave. I try to make soundtracks for ghost towns I've visited and moments from my life. It's all done with an old cassette answering machine, tape loops, and a line 6 DL4. flowersgrowingintelevisio…
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[Marketing] Help a young startup by answering this survey (Engraving machines - Makers)

Hello everyone! Would you be willing to help out a young startup founded by scientists / designers / makers?

We have developed a technology to etch metal and PCBs using saltwater and electricity and now have our very first product 😊

We would love to know about how you use engraving machines what you think of our etcher and what you would like to see it do!

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It’s completely anonymous and takes less than 3 minutes to fill in.

At the end of the survey, we will do a draw, the winner will receive a copper plate of 9x9cm with their name etched on it!

Thank you for your help in advance!

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I make these noisy sound collages with tape loops, a line 6 DL4, and a old answering machine. flowersgrowingintelevisio…
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Intro to the included software for the Sega Mega Anser (1990), a Japan-exclusive add-on for the Mega Drive/Genesis which gave access to various online services via a phone line, including a telephone answering machine, online home banking and managing your life insurance policy. youtube.com/watch?v=sZ5Aq…
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Since Trump left off it's it's been like this everyday all day, you can try calling if you want you're going to get an answering machine that's going to tell you the exact same thing...
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The message on the answering machine...

Who else but Kate would have Jamie's home phone number to leave that message..

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